Jolt Country

It's up to teh People, we don't run a half-assed ship around here!

Sure would like to edit that typo though...

I am the 2022 JC MVP.

And by that I mean, I'm telling you the answer, so this poll is unnecessary. I can explain why it's the answer, but that would be wasting time. It's just how it is.

Unless it's not a poll, but instead a quiz, in which case you all should get full marks because you've got the answer sheet right here.

it's just how it is

This is that perception/yogi-in-uh-orange-robe thing, isn't it.


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AARDVARK

I have no idea what that means. But I do know one thing, and that is that I am the 2022 JC MVP.

If you get a vote for each time you make that claim, you are way out in front.

Let me tell you, I would vote for my urinal for MVP (Most Valuable Pisspot) before I'd vote for Pinback. It accepts that I piss it on, that it gets dumped a lot, and it has served my need faithfully. What have you done that deserves being this year's MVP?

Why do you have a barney with pinback?