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My Job
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:22 am
by BLUE
I am happy. I had a meeting with all three of my bosses today and they have finally decided to hire me permanantly. I have been a temp for too long. Now I get paid vacations, sick days, and benifits yay!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:38 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Congratulations!!
If I may channel the Unreal Tournament Guy:
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER EMPLOYMENT!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:00 am
by Killer Instinct Guy
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If I may channel the Unreal Tournament Guy:
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER EMPLOYMENT!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:09 pm
by rugal
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:10 pm
by Lysander
Blue, if I may, what *is* your job? I'm assuming that everyone but me knows it already, me being such a flaming *newbie* and all, so I thought I'd ask.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:12 pm
by BLUE
Business development and Marketing for The Gartner TCO group. They do competitive analysis and benchmarking for the IT helpdesk or tech support areas.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:24 pm
by Lysander
Sounds... err... endlessly fascinating. Yeah. :-)
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:44 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
In this thread, we should all describe our jobs.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:03 pm
by Gabriel
My job? I have no job. My job is my life. And my life is dedicated to protecting the rights of America at all costs. And you, on the politics base, you and I know who you are... you displease me.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:22 pm
by pinback
My job is to sit around and alt-tab between a Java editor and about fifteen little chat windows and BBS browser windows.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:28 pm
by Shao Kahn
*I AM SHAO KAHN. MY JOB IS TO ENSLAVE ALL OF THE WORLDS I CAN COME ACROSS AND AMALGUMATE THEM INTO MY OUTWORLD REALM. I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS PUNY BBS, MORTALS. FAREWELL.*
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:29 pm
by Jack The Ripper
My job is to sit around, drink Jack Daniels, and, when I get really really bored, go out into the street with highly-illegal automatic weapons and fire at random into the crowd.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:31 pm
by Omega Red
My job is to eliminate the virginity of japanese schoolgirls. And to have tentacles.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:34 pm
by DJ Oink
My job is DJ and also go to PWC BBS and talk about cat, book, movie, peanut, insulin, and movie.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:35 pm
by bruce
My job is IT consulting. Mostly I do designs for consolidation of distributed systems workloads onto Linux on the mainframe, but sometimes it isn't. I recently was called to offer an opinion and a conceptual architecture on a billing system for a series of online games. No, I can't tell you which ones.
Today my job has been talking to insurance adjusters and general contractors. That's because I set my kitchen on fire last night. No lie. It's been a bitch of a day.
Fortunately, I have paid-up homeowner's insurance. So it's a massive inconvenience, but not that major a crisis.
Adam
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:35 pm
by God
I am God. My job is to run everything.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:35 pm
by Satan
I am God. My job is to run everything.I am the lord of darkness. My job is to destroy everything. And, occasionally, enjoy a human sacrofice or two. Mwah hah hah hah hah!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:36 pm
by Satan
I am the lord of darkness. My job is to destroy everything. And, occasionally, enjoy a human sacrofice or two. Mwah hah hah hah hah!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:38 pm
by Princess Sally
I am Princess Sally. My job is to be captured every week and to be held for ransom.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:39 pm
by Extra #4
My job is to be blown up, shot, stabbed, incinerated, mutilated horribly beyond recognition, fall from very tall buildings/cliffs/airplanes, or in general whatever the director wants me to do.