The Problem With This Website.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:25 pm

I'm reviewing all of the various contention and unease that has plagued this place for the last week or so, and in every situation, I end up pointing to the same user as the ultimate cause, catalyst, and deserving recipient of the blame:

Me.

I would like to put something up to a poll. I'd like to see what the public opinion is here, about whether or not you think this place needs a break from me in order to cool down and regain the sense of camaraderie and friendliness for which it was, and will again be famous.

Please vote seriously, as I will seriously abide by the results of the poll.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:47 pm

If you're not around for a week, this place will be a ghost town. I do not have time right now to keep this place the giggle-a-minute laff riot that it currently is. I am attempting to get a long-worked-upon game finished, I am in the process of moving 45 miles away, I owe Sousa about thirty pages worth of code, I am working for a company about to get purchased by another company with all the headaches, hassles and uncertainties that comes along with it, I am trying to get my current abode into some semblance of shape that will give me even a portion of my security deposit back, I have two nights obliterated each week for softball so I don't turn into some sort of doughy lump, and I have a brother who has a car that cannot literally go more than thirty minutes without needing a fucking jump.

So, obviously, I am quite grateful to Ben "Pinback" Parrish for keeping this place from becoming a useless, worthless pock mark on the fresh, Noxemaed face of the Internet while I sort through all this other crap.

Additionally, in my opinion, it's extremely bush league of yourself to post this poll and if you were any more of a drama queen you'd have posted this thread in high heels and a skirt.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:So, obviously, I am quite grateful to Ben "Pinback" Parrish for keeping this place from becoming a useless, worthless pock mark on the fresh, Noxemaed face of the Internet while I sort through all this other crap.

Okay, so that's a "no" vote?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Additionally, in my opinion, it's extremely bush league of yourself to post this poll and if you were any more of a drama queen you'd have posted this thread in high heels and a skirt.

So that's a "yes" vote?

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:51 pm

For the record, I voted no, you goddamn primadonna.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:51 pm

Also, I do not think you are giving your users enough credit.

You honestly don't think that Worm, Bond, JQW, Straw, Violet, Blue, loafergirl, Debaser, gsdgsg, and all the other nutty, crazy folks who love this place could carry it for ONE WEEK?

Hey, folks? How does that make you feel, that your vaunted Sysop has such a rarity of faith in you? That you couldn't make this place hum for 7 fucking days without my caustic, obnoxious help?

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:06 pm

I don't usually post that much, so I agree.

Without you there wouldn't be so much trauma on the board. No conflict equals no humor.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:09 pm

I think my next damn good week of posting is scheduled for 2005.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:09 pm

I voted yes ... because he put me first on that fucking list I think I COULD do it.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:10 pm

See, I voted YES too, for that same reason. I have FAITH in you people! I want to see you make it happen!

Come on, everyone! Vote YES to throw me the fuck out of here!

looper · Post by **looper** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:09 pm

What if we want to vote one way for good pinback and another way for caustic pinback? :(

Herman Killville · Post by **Herman Killville** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:12 pm

I agree. I don't think Ben properly anticipated some people's delight with him in comedy, and dissatisfaction with him a la pathos.

We need a sort of "Pinback Monthly Charmer" or something that collects all his happy posts and keeps them as a seperate database from his nasty ones.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:16 pm

I swear, you would ALL be better off if I took a week off from here. This place would be better, you would be better, and when I came back, I would be better.

I don't know why six of you are unable to see that.

Jonsey, is there a way for them to change their votes? They really need to change their votes.

I am the visionary here. I know what has to happen.

I might just make it happen regardless.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:28 pm

Well, sure, if that's what you want, pretend I changed my vote. I don't really care, but I think that people should be doing what they feel is right. While I'm more inclnied to think that it's better to get all the shit out now and try to find a balance naturally, if you think it's better to go away for a bit, go ahead.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:29 pm

You don't care? You DON'T CARE?!?

That's no fun, man. Can't anyone here get a little enthusiasm going for something?

Christ, even Straw voted "no". That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:39 pm

Where will you go for that week?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:55 pm

I've got things to do, don't you worry about that, slappy.

Tell you what. Know what? Fuck this poll.

I will be taking a break from this BBS, starting on Sunday, July 13, and ending on Sunday, July 20. I can't promise I won't read what's going on, but I can promise I won't post anything, either as myself, or as a gimmick, or anything.

Call it an "experiment".

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:59 pm

Glad to hear it... Get those demons under control, pinback. I daresay we have another... UPDATE WEEK that I will actually partake in?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:07 am

Roody_Yogurt wrote:Glad to hear it... Get those demons under control, pinback.

Maybe it's Legionnaire's Disease I picked up from being in a room with a poorly-ventilated air conditioning all day, but I think Roody is telling Ben that he's got a drinking problem in this post.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:08 am

Know what?

Changed my mind again.

This is my last post until Monday, July 21, 2003.

Party on.

Freddie · Post by **Freddie** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:22 am

I finally feel like I now have some breathing room.

The Problem With This Website.

Should Pinback "ban" himself from JC BBS for one week?

The Problem With This Website.