Jolt Country

Paid 556 for a new garbage disposal

Guy broke our toilet handle. Was in the bathroom forb19 lllĺ 10 minutes

I guess I'm stumbled retard DURRRRRRRRR MORE BUSINESS FIX TOILET IT BROKE SAME DAY U R IN THERE

there was one decent guy on earth and cancer took him everyone else myself included should be worm food

I hate contractors

My girlfriend has broken so many toilet handles I've lost count lol. I'm good at replacing them though!

In Italy, contractors will not only break the toilet handle, but will grab and eat all your food from the fridge and have sex with your wife. So you should consider yourself lucky.

In Soviet Russia, toilet handle breaks YOU!

pinback wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 3:21 pm In Soviet Russia, toilet handle breaks YOU!

Haha. There has to be a Chuck Norris joke here somewhere....

Got a couple of quotes that I would like to post.

Gutter clean: we have a gutter in front of our garage. They obviously don't know it was just that and not the entire house, but the quote was $309. For that price, yes, I will go out there with a ladder and do it myself.

We have a 500 pound vanity for our upstairs bathroom that needs to go upstairs. We tried lifting it with moving straps. The one thing not broken around here and the one thing that is not a problem is my back and I don't feel this is worth ten years of back pain. The quote we got was "$90 per mover per hour. And the hour starts when they leave the building and ends when they get back." I have seen that phrase or tactic used before and it is sooooooooooo fucking smug that it makes me sick, and I can't consider it. It wasn't exactly my idea to get this monstrosity but now it's my problem, if any junior JCers were out there wondering what marriage can be like.

For 300$ you could fly me out there to clean the gutters and move the vanity and I'd still make roughly 100$ of that heh-heh

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:32 pmIt wasn't exactly my idea to get this monstrosity but now it's my problem, if any junior JCers were out there wondering what marriage can be like.

We know, we know.

Have you tried the Home Depot on demand workforce? I hear they get $20 an hour and you can just pick them up and drop them off.

Jizaboz wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:15 pm For 300$ you could fly me out there to clean the gutters and move the vanity and I'd still make roughly 100$ of that heh-heh

Fuggin seriously. Part of me would love to take you up on that, if I had time off work so we could and such. But yeah, the rates out here for things are out of control. On the other hand, if I get paralyzed in a ladder accident because I cleaned gutters and am bad at it, welp.

/licks index finger
/ makes "mark" sign

They got that one, theeyyyy got that one ha heh hah

Casual Observer wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 9:50 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:32 pmIt wasn't exactly my idea to get this monstrosity but now it's my problem, if any junior JCers were out there wondering what marriage can be like.

We know, we know.

Have you tried the Home Depot on demand workforce? I hear they get $20 an hour and you can just pick them up and drop them off.

I swear every Home Depot but the ones I go to have those. Yes, I would absolutely do that. Shit, maybe I should check to see if that happens closer to the city.