Jolt Country

Now my hand reaches for the stack of bills I have left out for you, which include a generous gratuity to show you the fervency and depth of my feelings, but as I clutch the currency, your hand moves over mine, and we slowly turn to face each other. Yes, now you truly realize what you mean to me, for I see your eyes sparkle, ablaze with a phlogiston of desire. Overwhelmed by your newly liberated emotions, you take me in your arms, and we stand there for minutes, then hours, in climactic embrace. Hold me, Pizza Girl. Hold me all night... Hold me forever... Hold the anchovies...

Hold the anchovies? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do you like anchovies?

I wish i could order a pizza with extra anchovies and then instead of getting a pizza with a fish on it i would get a pizza delivery girl who puts her fish in my face.

Are you saying my twat smells?

i've always said "if it smells like fish, it's a dish. . . if it smells like cologne, leave it alone"

Dude, what are you talking about? I don't understand this thread. Write it again, guys, but you know, have it make sense.

Oh, well I was serious about pizza condiments and everyone else was serious about vagina jokes.

Sorry, I was alluding to a little known movie called "loverboy" which had women ordering pizza with "extra anchovies" in order to recieve sex from the delivery man. I just reversed the roles because there was someone named Pizza girl mentioned.

Well, thank's George. You have now filled me with horrorific anticipation everytime I order anchovies. Oh, and a passing interest in the movie.

You can always tell a pizza delivery guy (or girl) because the car is a piece of shit. It is a little known fact that ALL pizza cars are crap, rusted, old, junkheaps. That is where they get the nickname 'pizza-car''

Like:

"Man look at that pizza-car!"
"How does it stay on the road?"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Nah it's a k-car"

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" If you do everything you want to, you still do less than James Brown"

I am not amused by this.

Pow! Wer! *GEYSER*!

Take that, fuckfaces. Yea, bitches.