Here is Honarable Cat Chow Mein philosophical facts

[nimishah]

Practical Explanation :-( Ancient Chinese Secret says that wasn't chicken in your moo goo gie pan.

can you tell me every single detail of your number one cheapest Minute Rice?

if you are not able to tell me about this then what good is clean laundry and that you will not forget the Calgon?

is Fact that Supernintendo Lord Hairy Krishna exists but we no have such brains! brains!
there is also life cereal. and no scientist or so-called intelligent man is able to understand this post.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth, so who's your daddy.

So you have to ask my mother, who say: "Meso hawny, baby. Me love you long time!" And if she says: "No party with soul brouther, him too beaucoup!"
Otherwise, you makes pants jam.

if you will show DNA stains from other women then your mother will become angry and not give you fried dumplings

fortune cookie say: there is no difficulty if you are accepted by Devo, Nirvana, Nine Inch Pails and all the hyenas. Then I'll follow.

The same reason mother says: clean your room and bring me a toasted cheese sandwich." That's all. Where is the necessity of making fried baloney sandwich? All authorities accept visa and mastercharge. then your searching for cash is finished.

Why should you waste your time reading this?
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all that is you need is to hear mother and Saspirilla Punjab, he is my master of wax on wax off.
im not taking these things lying down.
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cuz I am suffering from Disease, Death, and Taxes, but not in that order.

tell me something good; whang! you can be happy if you will ignore any-ting I have to say because I am a lousy spammer
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whatever you eat, make sure it's dead first ( if you dont want it to eat you first )

Hairy Krishna was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine.
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If your not able to meat-eat, then don't.

hairy krishna rama noodles in a begging bowl be happy dont worry.
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Holy Cow batman. Accept that sometimes Goats bang sheep.
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in this world you will follow, U2 said one day. you will fall into a hole. so try to watch where you step.
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Ah, so!

[Da King]

wut

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Angor wat?

[AArdvark]

I'm going to alter that rant because hes a lousy spammer