Jolt Country

Count your Mays! Got any good ones! Of course not !

Denizens, let's have the best May of our lives.

Who's with me???

I would like to participate.

Oh no! We already completely missed Clash Day. Best May is already falling off the rails.



send help

Does this mean all future Mays won't be as good? Will this be the Benchmark May?

I plan on having a birthday later this month so it better be good to me.


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I will not share the reasons, but this has NOT been the best May of my life. Nor can it recover at this point.

Well, this is horrible and makes me sad. Since I don't know what it is, I will try to post this to see if it helps anyone. Or perhaps we should try for our best Junes.

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I am all in for an amazing June!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 8:18 pm Well, this is horrible and makes me sad. Since I don't know what it is, I will try to post this to see if it helps anyone. Or perhaps we should try for our best Junes.

No, I suspect you'll find something wrong with June and July, you know, "everything comes in threes."

Let's try for a best August.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 8:44 pm Count your Mays! Got any good ones! Of course not !

Denizens, let's have the best May of our lives.

Who's with me???

"I want to thank you, for giving me the best May of my liife..."

So far this May has given us actual Spring weather! CHALK ONE UP AS AS A WIN!

Do any of you have a serial mouse? The serial trackball I have may or may not work. I can't tell if it's the port or the trackball. The trackball looks brand new, I got it from ebay. I maybe don't have the exact right driver for it.

I am willing to pay one of you for a serial mouse. CASH ON THE GLASS.

EDIT: I have a PS/2 to serial adapter and I know I have a PS/2 mouse somewhere in the house. I am 60% positive. So I want to try that first.

Let's get back to having a better May.

I have one you can have

You dont have a serial mouse.

Fuck this May.

Okay, I hope many of us had a good May. Happy Father's Day?

I'll never be a father

Why?

My boy got me this card...

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2024 1:50 pmWhy?

Da wife has been infertile since an infection the year I met her. We're too old for them to let us adopt, Christ even China won't let me grab one at this age. Surrogacy is legal here but I'm not sure a kid is worth $100k upfront. I'm not leaving her so that's that (mattress man, think only Pinbeck gets that reference)

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I'm ok with it. Most people I see with kids look stressed and harried. I have enough stress with a wife and a cat (my Kenyan Sand Boa is the opposite of stress)