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Man, that chick cannot catch a break.

If the "and" was changed to "and/or" ... instant click.

My sister has a theory that O.J. Simpson didn't kill Nicole. Now, before you make the obvious conclusion, she is not black. No, her point is that O.J. was a wife-beater, an abuser. Men like this are usually cowards - which is why they pick on women, because they are smaller, and usually weaker - and so him being able to raise the courage to kill in cold blood seems out of character.

One of his defenses used in his trial was that she and her new boyfriend were murdered by two people. Perhaps this was true, because O.J. was the second man at the murders who didn't do the killing. There are only three people who know for certain what actually happened, and they're all dead. Unless he had a co-conspirator who did it for him, then it's four people. Or five, if you accept his narrative that he was not involved with the killing and two others were.

Tdarcos wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 6:14 am My sister has a theory that O.J. Simpson didn't kill Nicole.

Black sister, easy, nailed it.

I haven't finished reading the entire post, but who knew that Commander Tdarcos had a black sister?

Maybe it's just a black friend of his, but he calls her "sister", you know, colloquially.

Good call. I will assume that is what he meant and finish the rest of his post with a medium sized supper and warm lemonade.

I think it's cool Commander has a mixed race family that enjoys high profile murders

Low profile murders do not rate attention in Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood.

The only people after the trial who weren't shouting "OJ did it!" were Nicole Brown-Simpson and Ron Goldman.

pinback wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 6:34 am

Tdarcos wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 6:14 am My sister has a theory that O.J. Simpson didn't kill Nicole.

Wery conveniently, he leaves off the next line.

Tdarcos wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 6:14 am Now, before you make the obvious conclusion, she is not black.

pinback wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 6:34 amBlack sister, easy, nailed it.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 11:31 am I haven't finished reading the entire post, but who knew that Commander Tdarcos had a black sister?

Change that to "I didn't even bother to read the second sentence."

pinback wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 12:29 pm Maybe it's just a black friend of his, but he calls her "sister", you know, colloquially.

I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. I said "sister" as in "female relative." If it was a friend or associate I would have said that.

AArdvark wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 3:40 pm I think it's cool Commander has a mixed race family that enjoys high profile murders

Actually, my sister has a hobby: studying serial killers.

I woud like to say, "you're all morons,", but I can't; that would be an insult to the intelligence of morons, who are not as stupid as any of you, and have more intlligenced than all of you, combined.

Tdarcos wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2024 6:39 am I woud like to say, "you're all morons,", but I can't; that would be an insult to the intelligence of morons, who are not as stupid as any of you, and have more intlligenced than all of you, combined.

I guess he's conceded he lost the election for JC 2024 MVP.

This is the modern age, it's ok to have a black sibling. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Oh dear. Man, was I glad to be up on the stage to get a break from some of that.