Oh! No!MONROE, Wash. (AP) A 24-year-old man who led Snohomish County sheriff's deputies on a bizarre chase through the Evergreen State Fair on was seriously hurt when he tried to jump aboard a moving train.
Unknown? It was crack, right?The man, a fair employee, was seen on the midway Tuesday smoking "an unknown narcotic" from a glass pipe, sheriff's spokeswoman Jan Jorgensen said. He was fired on the spot.
Yes. I can see that. When I get fired I am going to steal FASHION STYLE and SOCIAL SKILL from my co-workers.The man attempted to steal money from another carnival worker
Jorgensen makes it sound so dirty.then went to a women's restroom, where he exposed himself, Jorgensen said.
Well that's what they get for sending "deputies." This clown was thinking outside the box right at them.When deputies arrived, the man put on his pants, took off his shirt, and fled through a window in one of the restroom's stalls.
What? He should have been in the carnival for that skill. Groping takes time.He groped women as he ran
???then scaled a chain-link fence
???to U.S. 2, where he attempted to steal a car from a woman.
=(When that failed
I got an affirmative on it being "crack" up there above.he ran across the highway to a train and tried to jump aboard, even though it was traveling about 45 miles per hour, Jorgensen said.
What's the car jacking attempt, then? They are just going to say "gg" and leave that one out?He was knocked back by the train, and was airlifted to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with multiple fractures. He was reported in serious condition Tuesday night.
When he's released, Jorgensen said, he'll likely be charged with indecent liberties and attempted robbery
Anyway. You can charge him with your "indecent liberties" and "attempted robbery," Jorgensen. *I* will be charging him... with panache! And I assure you, of that he is definitely guilty.