Jolt Country

That's weird. It all smells kinda like me in here.

It's...erotic, in a disturbing kind of way.

Scent of Failure 3.7 (beta 3)

If you were a beta to three your version number would be below three. Would it not?

In the real world, there is no such thing as an "A" for effort.

I dont understand any of this.

Worm, beta3 would mean the third beta, not that it's a beta of version 3. Since software generally doesn't go into gamma mode.

Sort of like the way that the current version of OpenOffice is 1.1rc3. Release candidate 3.

I dont understand any of this.

waaaah waaah pictures are bad

Mass circulated pictures that prevent you from actually thinking but give you the courage and balls to believe you are giving anymore than some goth pre-teen slut in a AOL chat room typing "ROFL U R A F4GG0T" are bad. The fucking truth is you should go back to AOL if you aren't going to open up Photoshop and throw your own picture together or at the very fucking least look for one no one has seen like the sensei has.

The problem is when you use a picture you aren't any more complex than some fucking AOLer and if you aren't giving at the very least half of yourself to making this forum something great and funny I don't even get why the fuck you come here. The reason I go here is to see more than I did in previous forums like this, and this. I may care too much I may be over reacting but to see the god damn wealth of content committed to this board by Pinback, ICJ, Debaser, Danzaland I am inspired to not be intertrash.

I'm sorry you can't understand this.

LOLOLZORRZ!!! It's teh fun!!!

ROFLZ HE GET'S IT!

Maybe I typed what I did because I've been listening to too much punk rock. I'm really quite impressionable and I wasn't inspired that somewhere on the net a message board was holding them to some sort of higher standard than the rest of the net. It was just that I want to be a psuedo hip nerd without the threat of being physically hurt. I'm actually a stupid weakling. Maybe it's just that my fucking T.V. keeps blaring and being too quiet out of the blue. I misspell words a lot and run every message through spellcheck.net and then double check it. I just want Noxema to take away my pimples and make me pretty.

I don't believe in what I type I just want some stupid mini-revolution to for one second in one place at one time instill a spark of life in me. Because I am just as good as dead right now. How can I even be alive? I don't care about sex, or my friends. I don't like drugs at all. I guess I'm going to grow up and go out to a bar. Bai! ^_^!

Worm wrote: Maybe I typed what I did because I've been listening to too much punk rock. I'm really quite impressionable and I wasn't inspired that somewhere on the net a message board was holding them to some sort of higher standard than the rest of the net. It was just that I want to be a psuedo hip nerd without the threat of being physically hurt. I'm actually a stupid weakling. Maybe it's just that my fucking T.V. keeps blaring and being too quiet out of the blue. I misspell words a lot and run every message through spellcheck.net and then double check it. I just want Noxema to take away my pimples and make me pretty.

I don't believe in what I type I just want some stupid mini-revolution to for one second in one place at one time instill a spark of life in me. Because I am just as good as dead right now. How can I even be alive? I don't care about sex, or my friends. I don't like drugs at all. I guess I'm going to grow up and go out to a bar. Bai! ^_^

JC Mental Health Update:

Ben "Pinback" Parrish: On the verge of running away from home because all the regular sex is depressing him.

Rob "Ice Cream 'Danger' Jonsey" b Sherwin: So lonely he's begging Ben to loan him a cat to talk to.

Paul "Debaser" Kostock: Currently drinking straight whiskey by himself and listening to the Cardigans.

James "Worm" Bertowski: Apparently just had some sort of nervous breakdown.

I think it kind of goes without saying, but:

GOLDEN AGE!!!

Debaser wrote: James "Worm" Bertowski: Apparently just had some sort of nervous breakdown.

That's exactly what he needs.
Hey buddy, how was the bar?? Get any #'s? I KNOW YOU DID HOMIE!! GETTIN THAT SHIT TOGETHER!! JC BBS: SUPPORT CENTRAL

GOLDEN AGE!!!

Oh for sure.

I kind of went wierd after not eating well (30 hours?) for awhile then drinking too much espresso. Though I like how Jack had to go to various other threads and mention the picture issue because in the original he had no recourse.

Man, you were cool for half a day anyway. Back to pissant worm.

I can't win... you say to "go back to AOL" (?) for posting all the pictures, then I post more than I have in months, and I get shit for not posting fucked up goat.sxe pics..

It would be a real good idea for you to try this bar thing again with some food in ya. It's Sat night after all, the nuthairs are only getting longer!!

Worm wrote:I kind of went wierd after not eating well (30 hours?) for awhile then drinking too much espresso.

Hey did I ever tell yous guys about the time I decided to fast? I went... what was it... a little less that 72 hours I think it was. I was drinking water nonstop, and by the second day I think you could have bottled my urine and sold it to yuppies it was so clear. Would have gone longer, but the last day I went out with some guys to this little lounge in Chinatown and was talked into having a drink with milk in it. When I tasted that, I instantly became fucking ravenous.

But I don't drink coffee at all, so I guess I can't really relate.