Jolt Country

Prerequisite reading.

So, maybe you all have heard of this but I'd like to go over it and point out some dorky little instances.

First, I am just digging how CNN is stating that the authorities have "Never have seen anything like this collar." and that "It was obviously made for a specific purpose." As if the fucker picked it up at Walgreens.

I also think it's amazing that I can live in an age where technology allows for this kind of "movie magic" to happen. This is like Battle Royal or Escape from New York.

The aspect though that I love the most is how they thought this would work. As if they just believed this guy would rob the bank they'd take the bomb off and he'd take the fall? Couldn't they of made the thing look more "space-age"?

Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

Speaking of which... hey, anyone know where I can get a good slice of pizza?

I say make your own, even if you need to be lazy about it. Get a Boboli or equivalent pre-made crust. Tomato paste + sliced up Romas. Layer w/mozz. and oregano, and slices of fresh basil. More mozz. and grated parm if you want. Add meat on top as desired. When you bite into a basil it tastes better than ordering out. Also: get a pizza stone.

That *bastard*! I lend this fucker a bomb pack and *this* is how the little shit goes and uses it? Fuck this! Fuck him! Fuck you! Fuck all of you! I'll see that shitstain in traction for this insult! Gaaaarrgghh!!

there was something about this in the other base...

Speaking of which... hey, anyone know where I can get a good slice of pizza?

New york style is thin and crispy..

Chicago style is thick and chewy

Colorado style is nasty and disgusting



Now, mind you, this is only from what I see here..


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pinback wrote:Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

I believe it was a low impact bomb just strong enough to cause blunt force trauma to kill him.

Worm wrote:

pinback wrote:Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

I believe it was a low impact bomb just strong enough to cause blunt force trauma to kill him.

Thanks for that chilling video clip, Worm!

Well, do you care if there isn't extreme gore?

pinback wrote:Where can I get me some video of the bomb going off?

The one news crew on the scene didn't capture the actual blast on film. You can hear the explosion, and then see his body.

gsdgsd wrote:The one news crew on the scene didn't capture the actual blast on film.

What an incredible blunder on their part!

Heads are going to roll for that one, you can be sure.