Jolt Country

In 7th grade I played Vince Lombardi football or whatever.

They made me a defensive tackle.

I coulda been a defensive end. And on that, I coulda been somebody. The roar of the crowd after the quarterback sack, spitting teeth, breaking bones, rending flesh, spitting teeth... yeah, that would have been all right.

When have you been miscast into the incorrect role by society or friends in your own life?

I was cast as the teacher in our high school's production of Breakfast Club.

Personally, I thought I should have been either the Anthony Michael Hall character, or ALLY SHEEDY'S CHAIR!!!!! Yum YUM!!!

pinback wrote:ALLY SHEEDY'S CHAIR!!!!! Yum YUM!!!

Thanks for bringing your D Game by the BBS. It's appreciated, mate.

I was a choir geek in high school but never got a lead in the musicals, which I thought was a mistake on their part, but hey, whachya going to do?

But I've been told that I might have a career in lounge-singing ahead of me, though, so all's good.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

pinback wrote:ALLY SHEEDY'S CHAIR!!!!! Yum YUM!!!

Thanks for bringing your D Game by the BBS. It's appreciated, mate.

I'll destroy everything you've ever held dear.

(EDIT: Any everyone.)

Is that a threat, mister?

I don't make threats. I don't make an-- wait.

I don't make threats. I make promises.

(Better!)

I've been miscast all my life as the boring book worm that doesn't know how to have fun. I actually enjoy having fun and acting crazy. People see the glasses and assume nerd I think. I may be a nerd but I'm also energetic and will drink as much as the next college drunk.

Get laser eye surgery.

I always get miscast as some damn stoner.

Sometimes it only takes one story to dissuade me from something.

On the Awful Forums someone had mentioned that a friend got the laser eye surgery done and went home to sleep.

The next day, when said friend opened his eyes, up went the little flaps that they cut open. Yaaay! Nothing like RIPPING YOUR EYEBALLS APART when the sun comes up.

Contacts aren't that bad.

I also heard that this girl with a Bee Hive haircut had a spider lay eggs in her hair and they all hatched exploding out of her hair and causing her to die of shock.

Find the eye-thing on Snopes then, BEEYATCH. If you can do that then I will provide a full retraction!

Jesus. It was the Awful Forums. If eye-opening LASIK thing *were* a suburban legend about twenty guys would have said so inbetween bouts of OMG 5 MANBABIES.

You don't need Snopes to tell you if the Tooth Fairy is real or not. The whole thing sounds false. What more can I say?

How is a guy ripping his eyes open the day after LASIK something that sounds false to you? Do I have to go get you a link?

I'll find a link.

You know how the procedure works, right? They make a cut on the round part of your eye, open the flap, laser the shit out of it and then seal the flap. The flap coming open is something which would probably cause me to collapse into a coma of horror if it happened to me.

"Flap coming loose" and "eyeball ripping apart" are the same?

...

... How long have we known each other, Worm? A year or so? In my world, a flap sticking to the upper eyelid would pretty much be described as an "eyeball ripping apart."

Join me. Join me in this, my friend. I promise you that if you do, exaggeration will be better to you than any woman ever could.

Funny that a thread about societal dysphoria devolves into a bitchmatch about LASIK surgery and internet gullibilty.

Irony, that.

Vitriola wrote:Funny that a thread about societal dysphoria devolves into a bitchmatch about LASIK surgery and internet gullibilty.

Irony, that.

I think instead this thread should be about how many people no longer like you after that last post. Are you taking your own private notes on mankind here? Are we getting in your way?

This has been a long time coming. Well, two or three weeks anyway. I think it's time for a bitch session and an airing of grievances.

Wait, I will start a new thread for it.

Intolerable, this.

Deballed, you.

In need of serious help, this BBS.

pinback wrote:Intolerable, this.

Deballed, you.

In need of serious help, this BBS.

How the fuck am I deballed?

I started a thread with the specific point of calling all the guys on this bulletin board fucking dickwipes and all the women on this board miserable jizzcatchers. How is that "being deballed"?

Just got back from your little rogue's gathering as well, by the way. SNT.net is now the ENEMY of this BBS. The OFFICIAL enemy of this BBS is SNT.net.