Jolt Country

Yes, I know this is painting a neon bullseye on my chest and standing in front of the mighty duo that is Pinback and ICJ, but does anyone else think they just may be a little bit on the gay-for-each-other side? I mean I have a best friend and I don't go off on him this much, much less anyone else. I at least know when to get off the bulletin board and set him down and say, "I'm sorry. Forgive me?" I mean it seems to me that they care more about this "base", as they put it, than their own friendship. And don't try and scoff this off as just giving shit or "content." You guys are going for each other's throats and I bet it's just as much to blame for the demise of this board as ICJ and Vitriola getting retarded for each other on a public forum. Or for me registering for that matter. (Aside from Lysander, noone's noticed this. So I thought I'd bring it up for debate)

I mean hell, this possibly could of already been adressed before. Months or weeks or years ago. Souffle of Pain could of made it into a poll, but Jesus guys, either move in with each other and make your apartment look like an Ikea catalogue exploded in it, or shake hands and drop this pathetic meandering. You both are the prime content creators on this "base" (That's a silly name for a website) so why butt heads all the time? ICJ, if pinback wants to make his own "base" (I feel like I'm in a RTS forum whenever I say that) Then so be it. to paraphrase something which is NOT a FUCKING religion;

You have to have the ability to let that which doesn't matter, truly slide.

Let Pinback go. If he's successful, be happy. If he's not, welcome him back with open arms. Pinback, if this new "base" (God I feel like kicking my own ass now) is so important to you, why waste time on the "base" you left to create a better one? You're not giving either "bases" (Okay that went just too far over the loser meter ::THWAP:: ) what they deserve by dividing yourself between them. and what's gonna happen when you pull the Kung-Fu routine and "walk the Earth" as Jules put it? You don't sound like you're happy being here...so stop being chicken little and go learn from the mistakes of this board and use that to improve SNT.

Because frankly, these temper tantrums of you two are starting to disgust me.

Shake hands, make up, and if your egos need it, feel free to join your efforts in one monumental slam on me and all my iniquities. I'm a understanding guy. I can take criticism.

And for perspectives sake, and it may just be me that sees it this way, you both are acting like Vitriola and I did before she moved to Colorado. Well, not as bad as I haven't found a post yet about taking semi-nude pics of one of you from the other. ;)

Yeah that's it, Ready...

::Adjusts his bullseye::

Aim!

::Straddles the train tracks and puts on the blindfold::

FIRE!

I think that when 90% of the posts in August are relating to how much better the BBS has become when the CoSysop began fucking noted female Shortcake followed by 90% of the messages in September relating to how much worse the BBS has become when the Sysop began fucking noted female Vitriola gives the Action Team in charge of this place the ability to opt-out of starring in the Internet equivalent of noted fruit Kevin Spacey's 2001 alternative lifestyle classic "Gay it Forward."

(Regardless! Dibs on top, natch.)

My entire escapade with Shortcake was, as is obvious by now I'm sure, a fairly blatant sublimation of my true feelings for Robb, to who I am, and have been for a while, extremely attracted to in a sexual way.

I didn't feel comfortable bringing this up in Vegas, since we were with a number of other people who might have felt uncomfortable with it, and also because I didn't want Dayna to think I was "honing in on her action" or anything.

I did already make the joke/comment at one point that the whole Pinback/JQW hatred thing absolutely reeked of jealous competition for Robb's affections, right? Good. Carry on, then.

Does this mean my plans on getting me and the two of you in a room with a bottle of wine, a bottle of gin, a bottle of tequila and a bottle of lube can go forward? Because, sometimes I can't sleep at night when someone mentions both of you in the same post as the words tag-team...

This is pretty f**ked up right here.

Teufel ZeKK wrote:Yes, I know this is painting a neon bullseye on my chest and standing in front of the mighty duo that is Pinback and ICJ, but does anyone else think they just may be a little bit on the gay-for-each-other side?

Captain Obvious? Is that you?

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Captain Obvious? Is that you?

I killed Captain Obvious in a 5 issue, multi-format, crossover, miniseries in an epic duel preceeded by a rising action that would make Shakespeare weep and Stephen King piss himself in terror.

I am the evil that is known as The Redundant Reaper!

Fear my ability to state the redundant!

This about sums it up...

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This about sums it up...

Are you talking to me?

Are you saying I ramble?

Do my sentences run on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on?

Is the sky blue?

Is ICJ Insecure enough about his sexuality to date a woman most likely to be the first woman to have a sex change?

Is Pinback using this forum to vent about stuff we have absolutly no clue about because he's, "a very private" person? (i.e. His burning desire to let ICJ, "Check his oil" as we apparently call it here in AZ?)

Have my redundant powers humbled you into submission, or shall I continue?

jonsey is not gay! no gay person would three cats come to live with him! Scratching posts or no, they would wreck his APT.

A gay person would not let that happen!

Look at Oscar and Felix! Huh! Huh!

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