Alcoholism.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:54 pm

I apologize if I've forgotten any of the main "players" in this poll. You know how forgetful we can be.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:43 pm

Casting a vote for yours truly...

BLUE · Post by **BLUE** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:47 am

I would definitely have to vote for Straw... put him on the list.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:38 am

Straw/BLUE: Please describe Straw's drinking habits.

Only then will we be able to determine the *true* winner of this poll.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:46 am

You definitely should have included me. I turned 30 today, and I think I'm still drunk from last night.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:15 am

WHAT BEER DOES:

-Cures lonliness, depression and anxiety.
-Automatic excuse for every stupid thing you might have done while drinking it.
-Increases sex drive
-Makes posts all that much more (in)coherent

WHAT BEER DOES NOT DO:

-Fix an interrupted satellite feed
-Keep Buffalo from going 3 and out on every possession, or keep NcNabb from running circles around their matchstick defense
-Make one witty, urbane, and charming
-Make cats poop less

I say, go with the beer. Cheers!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:49 am

Vitriola wrote:WHAT BEER DOES:

-Cures lonliness, depression and anxiety.
-Automatic excuse for every stupid thing you might have done while drinking it.
-Increases sex drive
-Makes posts all that much more (in)coherent

Oh, and that little nasty part about it helping kill about 17,000 people last year and aiding in the injury of around half a million.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:10 pm

Damnit Worm; those people were going to die and/or get horribley injured eventually, it was only a matter of time; 1 bad experience with an entire case-full of beer in under 10 minutes at the age of 15 shouldn't put you off.

Where's your' sense of fun/hatred?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:17 pm

Lex, I lost that when my brother couldn't walk anymore. I will give up my very nature, soul, and any joy I have ever known to prevent this from happening again to anyone else.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:01 pm

Wow. Sorry; I didn't realise. How old was he when that happened?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:50 pm

Worm wrote:
Vitriola wrote:WHAT BEER DOES:

-Cures lonliness, depression and anxiety.
-Automatic excuse for every stupid thing you might have done while drinking it.
-Increases sex drive
-Makes posts all that much more (in)coherent

Oh, and that little nasty part about it helping kill about 17,000 people last year and aiding in the injury of around half a million.

If this thread were a movie preview, this would be the exact spot where we heard that sound sample of the record player needle getting dragged off the album.

BLUE · Post by **BLUE** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:11 pm

Straw/BLUE: Please describe Straw's drinking habits.

Only then will we be able to determine the *true* winner of th

I should probably not talk about Straw... it will eventually cause bitching and ranting on my part and piss Straw and ICJ off.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:23 pm

Worm wrote:Oh, and that little nasty part about it helping kill about 17,000 people last year and aiding in the injury of around half a million.

But the ones that made the cull will go on to reproduce, and their offspring will help build this country into a stronger, better, more functionally drunk place to live. I, for one, can't wait.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:28 pm

If you don't end up pissing into a bag for the rest of your life. Sure, it will rock.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:31 pm

Don't ever walk under my balcony, mmmkay?

Actually, you go right ahead.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:07 pm

Worm wrote:Lex, I lost that when my brother couldn't walk anymore. I will give up my very nature, soul, and any joy I have ever known to prevent this from happening again to anyone else.

Some louse you turned out to be.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:18 pm

Hey RobB, are you flying or driving when you're going to be in town coming up? I ask because I was wondering if it would be possible for you to procure me (a single? six pack? Case ideally?) of Fat Tire. I keep hearing about this beer and Beers of the World tells me the closest place to get it is St. Louis. I would, of course, reimburse you and then some. I can bring a congealed garbage plate or some pizza shack next time I'm out Colorado way!

If it's too much of a hassle or you're flying or whatever that's cool. Beer can be heavy, at least before it gets to me.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:10 pm

Yeah, I'm flying out. It'd really be tough to get it on the plane and everything and then deal with it not bursting or breaking or whatnot in-flight (Fodge had tried to do just this once before and had disasterous results). My folks are coming out for a week in October, though. If they drive out I'll give them some Fat Tire to bring back for you.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:38 pm

Awesome!

yeah, glass bottles and airplanes don't exactly mix.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:44 am

Glass bottles and PILOTS mix even less!!

THE
HOPE THE PLANE DON'T CRASH
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