Jolt Country

In this thread, everyone gives me shit for not doing the things I just gotta do!

By priority!

o GET JONSEY SUPER ADVENTURE IV INTO BETA TEST Target Date: 10/7

What needs to be done? Some pictures and some testing on my part. This is really inexcusable that it's not here yet. Work, dammit, work!


o FIX CALTROPS PROBLEMS Target Date: 10/1

I need to know how to create new forums in the basement, and get a review uploaded without breaking links. Seriously, do this tonight, you human fucking toilet.


o ILLUSTRATE THE WORST INTERVIEW EVER Target Date: 10/2

Seriously. I told Ben I'd do this last week. I know what I want to do, and I have the Photoshopping skills to get it done. This is without excuse. He's my FRIEND, goddammit. This gets done tomorrow night.


o GET APPS INSTALLED ON LIVING ROOM COMPUTER Target Date: 10/3

For completition, as this has already started! Getting the easy stuff up there first has already been done. The new system is patched and so forth. But I need to put speakers and the sound card on the system, as well as get all the apps one needs to survive on, like Winamp, Alcohol 120%, Clone CD and -- if my intel is correct! -- that Yahoo Messenger thing with the Webcam capability. Ah! Ah! Ah!


o SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP Target Date: 10/5

'Punch Drunk Love' is sitting at the Blockbuster as Dayna and I go grab, ah, Hellraiser IV. I want to see this so there can again be content in the Citizen Kane of Nod base. Plus, Pinback thinks I never will see it, so I gotta prove him wrong.


o LASER SQUAD NEMESIS: Target Date: 10/4

I can't get my goddamn password. Help! They won't help me. I have been challenged to a game. But why did I pick a password that I would never remember? Why won't they tell me what it fucking is?

As the dates click off, see if Jonsey has done any of this shit! If not, indeed, it is your right and responsibility to treat him like the shiftless laz-a-bout that he is.

For completition, as this has already started!

Complitition?

What the fuck was up with Hellraiser IV? In Hellraiser III, they had Pin<strike>back</strike>head on a spaceship, trying to recreate Disney's Adventure Into Hellish Torture, and at the end, the whole ship turns into a replica of the puzzlebox, and it's really fucking cool. What made them think we'd care about some whiny bitch and all the hot chicks he boned?

Also, don't you think webcam capabilities somewhere down the network would interfere with you trying to get shit done? Just sayin'.

So do the due dates run until 11:59 PM of the due day?

No, it's noon the next day.

Vitriola wrote:No, it's noon the next day.

Jones forgot to take me back to Blockbuster this morning, so he will probably have to pay a late fee. Could you do this for him so that I can get back to my friends? I have a hot date with a copy of Final Destination II tonight, anyway. AND THAT BITCH PUTS OUT LIKE CANDY

It's always the worst movies that throw pussy around like confetti, ain't it? High-budget bitches. Have you ever had Signs? I heard it stank so bad that Sigmund the Sea Monster and Sigurna Kuca went VHS just so they would never have to be returned to the same shelf.

Vitriola wrote:It's always the worst movies that throw pussy around like confetti, ain't it? High-budget bitches.

Indeed, this has been my experience. Final Destination, the first installment, was a delightful date. She did that thing where she opens the car door as I pop over to the other side, which I like. She gave me a kiss on the cheek afterwards. I had no complaints with my relationship with the original Final Destination.

This bitch, however... first of all, she would not even deign to speak to me until she was no longer featured on the New Release rack. When there are forty copies available, she did not have time for Hellraiser IV. Cuntmope. Now, though, as her popularity wains... well, she had her chance. I will not be taking her to a really nice restaurant. She will not be ordering the "combo dishes." Rather, I will attempt to cop a cheap feel and get an awkward hand job after we do the buffet at a 'Best Western.' This is all she deserves. I have my pride, after all.

--HR4

I once got the buffet at Ponderosa drunk and got a bj in the janitorial closet. Bitch wouldn't even talk to me the next day, or introduce me to the Souplantation smorgasbord. So I jizzed in her vegetable medley. Take that, you cum-burping gutter buffet.

Best Western wrote:I once got the buffet at Ponderosa drunk and got a bj in the janitorial closet. Bitch wouldn't even talk to me the next day, or introduce me to the Souplantation smorgasbord. So I jizzed in her vegetable medley. Take that, you cum-burping gutter buffet.

Once at a Best Western I... ah. Hello there, BW.

Well. How have you been? That outfit looks nice on you.

Okay, backpat hugs! Backpat hugs!

In this thread, everyone gives me shit for not doing the things I just gotta do!

COUGHMAFIACOUGH!!




THE
SUBTLE
AARDVARK

Mafia was a good game. Occasionally, I'll pass some time wreaking some havoc in the 'free ride' mode.

SOUNDS LIKE FUN, EH? NUDGE NUDGE. YES, IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN!




THE
SUBTLER
AARDVARK

From what I've gathered from previous posts, I think that Robb has pretty much given up on the game, though, so I'd be surprised to hear that he'll ever beat it. He and his brother gave up on the race part, I believe.

'Vark: Are you attending our little soiree in a week from now?

If so... we should be able to take care of your cough-mafia-cough needs then.

As for the game... well, it did give us a chance to take pictures of two chicks dressed somewhat naughty, and that's always a good thing. For that alone, we win.

(We, because he motivated 'em, and I was there to take the pictures.)

I had given up on Mafia, not Super Jonsey Adventure IV, JQW.

I'll get back to Mafia someday. And yes, Vark, I hear you. In my defense... well, there is no defense.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
o GET JONSEY SUPER ADVENTURE IV INTO BETA TEST Target Date: 10/7

What needs to be done? Some pictures and some testing on my part. This is really inexcusable that it's not here yet. Work, dammit, work!

hello darkness my old friend

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: GET JONSEY SUPER ADVENTURE IV INTO BETA TEST Target Date: 10/7

17 is the new 7.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:o FIX CALTROPS PROBLEMS Target Date: 10/1

I need to know how to create new forums in the basement, and get a review uploaded without breaking links. Seriously, do this tonight, you human fucking toilet.

When I tab to "Post" and press space it deletes my image.

Vitriola wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: GET JONSEY SUPER ADVENTURE IV INTO BETA TEST Target Date: 10/7

17 is the new 7.

It has a 7 in it, but it's not 7000.

What is it?

7.