Jolt Country

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:55 am**

Callin' me at 1:30 in the morning. Sumbitch. Sounds like he's been castrated, too.

Bruce

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:12 am**

Yeah, he called me, too. I was going to call him just now to tell him that most of the message sounded like some inhuman noise out of an Aliens movie but then I remembered that judging by the same message, he's probably asleep with a hangover.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:12 pm**

Dayna called you, Bruce. The entire Washbar paused when "Battre Rrraper" was screamed! It was very beautiful.

I did in fact call Roody, though.

Apologies to Gerrit when he reads this as well.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:26 pm**

I'm glad I in part caused all this.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:41 pm**

Can you guys fucking keep it down in here? My head and I are all 'bang' 'ow' 'bang' 'ow' 'bang' 'ow', and to top it all off, some prick bastard had to go out last night and do some MORE INTERESTING drug, write some FUNNIER post about it, and is probably not suffering NEARLY AS MUCH right now.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:59 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Apologies to Gerrit when he reads this as well.

None needed. It's a shame I missed the call, I had just fallen asleep when the call arrived.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:46 pm**

ChainGangGuy wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Apologies to Gerrit when he reads this as well.
None needed. It's a shame I missed the call, I had just fallen asleep when the call arrived.

It would have been a lousy call anyway.

Apparently I also called JC's Danzaland as well. I was not aware that I had done this. Now, I shudder. I shudder, because I have no idea who got calls last night and who did not. Who else will tell me that I was an annoying phoneslap last eve? Who else from my past have I disappointed with rampant, out-of-control immaturity?

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:53 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Who else from my past have I disappointed with rampant, out-of-control immaturity?

Wait, I mean, no.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:56 pm**

Vitriola wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Who else from my past have I disappointed with rampant, out-of-control immaturity?
Wait, I mean, no.

I said, "who else from my past," not "who else who was better left as a part of my past."

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:26 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

I said, "who else from my past," not "who else who was better left as a part of my past."

my mind is playing tricks on me
I'm not as stable as I used to be
pushed and shoved, you know you're going too far
I will not break my back for you no more, I'm gonna go my way
I'm gonna take control
time to wake up and dig myself out of this hell

just wipe your own ass and - shut your mouth!

I've had enough and you're going down - shut your mouth!
what comes around you know goes around - shut your mouth!
you're getting what your ego deserves - shut your mouth!
what comes around you know goes around - shut your mouth!

shut your mouth!

--ZeKK Tagtren

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:51 pm**

Teufel ZeKK wrote: my mind is playing tricks on me
I'm not as stable as I used to be
pushed and shoved, you know you're going too far
I will not break my back for you no more, I'm gonna go my way
I'm gonna take control
time to wake up and dig myself out of this hell

just wipe your own ass and - shut your mouth!

I've had enough and you're going down - shut your mouth!
what comes around you know goes around - shut your mouth!
you're getting what your ego deserves - shut your mouth!
what comes around you know goes around - shut your mouth!

shut your mouth!

...

... Shriver as "Elliot" from the E.T. game in Lex's other thread was good, just the sort of thing we're looking here at the Jolt Country Magic Forum Company, and would have been a solid high note to end this session on.

Also! Didn't the band Pain do a song that expressed this sentiment, more or less, as well? These bands today and their kids. They are mini-fascists that are not really into the spirit of freedom of expression.

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:03 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:These bands today and their kids. They are mini-fascists that are not really into the spirit of freedom of expression.

MP3s have not only made it too easy for fascists to enter into the recording industry, but has eroded all appreciation of the freedoms we currently possess.

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:07 pm**

"No time for love Dr. Jonsey" wrote:

Shriver as "Elliot" from the E.T. game in Lex's other thread was good, just the sort of thing we're looking here at the Jolt Country Magic Forum Company, and would have been a solid high note to end this session on.

I bow humbly to the praise from one of the masters. I shall allow myself to be guided by you in bringing new and interesting "content" to the board in an attempt to make this place a more fun and abusive place for us all.

Now Items I'll need to have Jonsey as my role-model:

1) A working knowledge of whatever the fuck Hugo is. (Buy Hugo Boss Cologne, that should work)

2) Start talking smack about my prowess of Laser Squad Nemesis without actually playing the game. (Stop playing Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun and tell my roommate, "Dude I so smoked your ass at this game, you couldn't beat me at Real Time Strategy on the Strategy-ingest day of your life if you had an electimified Strategizing machine!")

3) Consider metal music weird and scary and avoid it at all costs unless girlfriend makes me listen to it. (Stop listening to metal music, sell wardrobe, cut hair, get nerd job, spend all free time on computer bitching with Pinback about who knows what right now. Finally, get Girlfriend)

4) Have the sexiest, most wonderful, interesting, funny, intellegent, and horniest cats on the planet. (Steal Beavis, Famke, and BluntZ back from Vitriola.)

I think I just got me a October task list post right here! ;)

He also wrote, all by himself:

Also! Didn't the band Pain do a song that expressed this sentiment, more or less, as well? These bands today and their kids. They are mini-fascists that are not really into the spirit of freedom of expression.

Hark! Is that the sound of a metal seed sprouting in your heart Jonsey? Could it be that the angry, evil, metal, tree of hate has taken root in your soul and soon you'll be listening to Exhumed, Regurgitate, Darkthrone, and Havohej all the while Praising the dark lord satan and dissecting your girlfriend in her alcohol induced coma? Let the madness begin!

Or is Vitriola providing you with "content" again?

Either way I still feel a dissection is in order!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:29 pm**

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This is how you qoute. Now, let's try it out. Without the code marks of course!

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Good job!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:50 pm**

Teufel ZeKK wrote:2) Start talking smack about my prowess of Laser Squad Nemesis without actually playing the game.

True! The actual bits and bytes that make up the game (and playing it) are secondary to talking about it. So far, I remain undefeated at LSN in my second week since purchasing a subscription, though my "winning percentage" is, technically, impossible to calculate with the current human modeling of "math."

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:06 am**

I am in the middle of a friendly, non-league game with a guy I don't know.

I think I might beat him :))

When I do, I'm coming after your blood.

I love this game. Once I've completed it, I can show you my prowess by posting the LSN file for you guys to view, and you can be like "Oooooooooooh..."

Jolt Country

That Baaaaaaatre Raaaaaaaper bastard

That Baaaaaaatre Raaaaaaaper bastard