Jolt Country

Go ahead and flame me if this has been done before. . . I propose a poll to see if Violet's rate of masterbation is above normal or average for JC Denizans:

Casual Observer wrote:I propose a poll to see if Violet's rate of masterbation is above normal or average for JC Denizans:

I was going to click 'more', until I realized this poll was about sin, not junk food.

You're all going to Hell.

Vitriola wrote:

Casual Observer wrote:I propose a poll to see if Violet's rate of masterbation is above normal or average for JC Denizans:

I was going to click 'more', until I realized this poll was about sin, not junk food.

You're all going to Hell.

As Martin says, "It's my shit, I can touch my shit".

Course I'd probably fail a poll about junk food too, and weed for that matter. I'm a sinner.

Vitriola wrote:

Casual Observer wrote:I propose a poll to see if Violet's rate of masterbation is above normal or average for JC Denizans:

I was going to click 'more', until I realized this poll was about sin, not junk food.

You're all going to Hell.

I voted for you. That's 1 who is master of her domain.

Vitriola wrote: [I was going to click 'more', . . .
You're all going to Hell.

Vit doesn't need to pleasure herself. . .

ICJ's member wrote:

Vitriola wrote: [I was going to click 'more', . . .
You're all going to Hell.

Vit doesn't need to pleasure herself. . .

That's right. After a hard day's work, then flag football, then back into work to troubleshoot someone else's shit and then back home at 12:56am, I like to cap off the day by coming to this place and reading what MY FUCKING COCK HAS TO SAY ABOUT THINGS. That's really how I -- personally -- define the "magic" of this place.

I am now going to go take my member into the walk-in closet and just beat it and beat it and beat it.

(Course, that means I'll probably have to change my vote in this poll, natch.)

I usually am about once to three times a week.

I had to put my vote up.

I am a good little catholic. It's been a hard road to where I am today. I thought for years I was going to hell.

Oh! OH! Look how you abuse me!

Worm wrote:I usually am about once to three times a week.

Yeah. We need to talk about that.

I'd love to say "Fine it's on bitch" and microwave a watermelon and fuck the shit out of it but masturbation isn't so great for guys to do too often! http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

whitehouse.org wrote:Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

The rest of the website is pretty laughable but that quoted bit is a true. Furthermore, how durable do you think you are, my dick? You really want me to wear you out like some Microsoft Sidwinder joystick?

The rest of the website is pretty laughable but that quoted bit is a true.

Don't be all up in our face slanderin' like that. Don't start fronting that we deal in truth. You or your wiggle wand.

Nigga! Tell me how that image is not a joke.

Whack mutha fucking whitehouse.org wrote:Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate.

What about lettuce? Glass Bottles? My cellphone? You whack mutha fucka.

Whack fucking bitch wrote:Q: If President Bush outlaws masturbation, won't all the men run around raping women and fornicating? Wouldn't that be worse?
A: Why does it have to be either masturbation or fornication? Do people think they have some kind of right to extra-marital orgasms? President Bush doesn't remember seeing that anywhere in the Bible or the Declaration of Independence! What you do have is a right to prayer, fasting and cold showers!

You be trippin. You bein puppeted by http://www.chickenhead.com/ check at yo bottom bitch.

Worm wrote:Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

The rest of the website is pretty laughable but that quoted bit is a true. Furthermore, how durable do you think you are, my dick? You really want me to wear you out like some Microsoft Sidwinder joystick?[/quote]

Wrong again Worm. It's actually good for you as per the following article found on many REPUTABLE news outlets this summer:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

"BBC News:
Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk. . . .

Chronic is what causes those problems.
"Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life. "
Well, for awhile I was going once a day for awhile. Oops, I'm getting cancer. I'm just not a real maniac about beating my meat.

I'm not a real maniac, but I average once a day, probably, even though I'm married and have sex occasionally too.

My personal record is nine in a twenty-four hour period, but the last couple were really painful.

Bruce

I'm British.

Lex wrote:I'm British.

Does that mean that you do or you don't wank?

I don't think we can.

Lex wrote:I don't think we can.

You can't because you're British?