Jolt Country

I recently came into $202, and was excited. I am now aware this is about £114.50; I thought I actually had some fucking money there for a little while.

Worst. Birthday. Evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Well, not ever, I think Shakespeare is still up there.

Look, Little Lord Faglleroy, If money meant so much to you, you should have gone to a GAME store that actually paid you for six months of labor. Funnily enough, pounds and dollars are worth exactly the same amount when the amount GAME is giving you is ZERO.

I am keeping my job because of that money. Whenever I'm threatened with the sack or redundancies, they suddenly seem remarkebly keen to keep me after I drop the C-Bomb.

So, it's workin' fo' me.

fo' shizzle. What did you expect? A 200% exchange rate?

LSN PLEASE!

You're LUCKY to have Game paying you. At least SOMEONE's paying you, even if it is at the rate of Jewish slave labour. Try being good enough at what you do to get published in the best videogames magazine in the country, and INCAPABLE OF GETING PAID because of all the fucking red tape.

*wallows in self-pity*

Keza wrote:You're LUCKY to have Game paying you.

Did they finally pay him? What's the story on that, Lex?

Oh, they're *PAYING* me, for what I do now, but probably with still an obscene amount of tax, Student or Not.

But I have still yet to receive any renumerations for my stuff before Christmas.

OH EXCEPT 30% OF LSN NUDGE NUDGE.

Keza wrote:You're LUCKY to have Game paying you. At least SOMEONE's paying you, even if it is at the rate of Jewish slave labour. Try being good enough at what you do to get published in the best videogames magazine in the country, and INCAPABLE OF GETING PAID because of all the fucking red tape.

*wallows in self-pity*

Watch out! That head's gonna.......BOOM

Would anyone else like to help me pick up the pieces of kelly's over inflated ego?

Anonymous but I presume Lex wrote:Would anyone else like to help me pick up the pieces of kelly's over inflated ego?

Depends on which pieces I get to <i>keep</i>, fnarr fnarr.

Bruce

Actually, she's been published in Edge, which is quite possibley the best video-games magazine in the world. It's like New Scientist, but with more jokes about John Romero.

Sorry, PCXL was better.

Worm wrote:Sorry, PCXL was better.

Sorry, Amiga Power was better.

(Obligatory link to some funny.)