Jolt Country

I briefly saw the beer vs weed subtopic (aka. hijacked thread)
And was wondering if some of the..oh..fake users that post on occasion are, in reality a drug induced version of the reg'lar posters.

I was thinking of posting as someone else (maybe bringing Wilson C. Furburglar to the forefront) but only when I'm altered. Sort of an Alice Cooper thing maybe (he only lets Alic out when he's wasted, or used to anyway)

Now heres the quandry. deveoping a character is tatamount to writing a whole new character. i'll just get to the argument..

So, you are the famous Mister Furburglar...

Why, yes, yes I am.

Where'd you come from then?

dear chap, I am a figment of your warped imagination.

Neh, I'd have to be drunk to invent someone like you.

According to your breath and blurre vision (not to mention your typing skills) you ARE drunk.

What the fuck zizz. I dint have that many beers, an besides , I dont need you showing up like some pinstriped pink elephant.

too late.

Oh nice suit. Is this something from The Lost weekend?

It's purple, dear fellow, And it's more like the line from 'Dr. Jimmy' by The Who..."he only comes out when I drink my gin"

Jesus, I DONT need this. Does that mean you have my atm pin number? I want it back.

My my my. Mister Aardvark, you are entirely too paranoid. while I DO have you pin number, there is no way I could use it now is there.
You could post it here and everyone and thier mother would hack my bank account and steal my identity.

Why, yes, yes I could

you wouldn't Do that would you....

WOULD YOU?

(smiles)

WOULD YOU!!!

2294

You BASTARD!!!! hey, he was just kidding folks, that wasnt a real number

It was a real number, for the numericly dominant, you know..

you spell like shit, Furburglar.

WE spell like shit, Mr. Aardvark....



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weed sometimes, beer sometimes

Alright, I'm getting pretty fucking drunk and I want to know who the bitch is that moved my dvd of Tree's Lounge? It's all I want to watch right now. It's just that kind of night.

Oh, and Roody, about your name.

Does Roody_Yogurt mean anything? Is there a good story about how you started getting called it? In high school there was an old british waiter at an eatery near my school named Lord Brongsley, and he was kind of a smart ass. He died, but told us the last time he saw us, that I was the new Lord Brongsley, so everyone called me that for awhile. Just wondering if you had the same kinda moniker origin, honestly.

Some years back, I was making 'best of' and 'rarities' Radiohead compilations for and with my older brother and we were putting together our own cd layouts. We ended up calling the rarities album "Live from the Schwarzchild Radius" and the for the best of, we had this especially wacky picture of Thom Yorke in a straight jacket so we designed the album like it were a fictional band named "Roody Yogurt and the Fuckfaces" from a fictional town called Squeamhurst releasing an album titled "Sing Radiohead."

Most of it was my brother's ideas, I think; I may have only suggested the "fuckfaces" bit, but I loved the name "Roody Yogurt" and that crazy straightjacket picture. When I entered the annual IF competition and chose to do it anonymously (not that it was necessary since it wasn't like I was a recognized name anyway), I went with "Roody Yogurt."

I'd like to get a band together eventually called "Roody Yogurt and the Parade of Lies" so my musical tinklings in the meantime are still under that pseudonym.

Roody_Yogurt wrote:Alright, I'm getting pretty fucking drunk and I want to know who the bitch is that moved my dvd of Tree's Lounge? It's all I want to watch right now. It's just that kind of night.

Perhaps it would be the best thing to narrow down who the bitch is not, I am not the bitch.

puff, puff, give.

-LG

Hit it, don't babysit it.