Jolt Country

When I got back last week, I sorta figured, being the narcissistic son of a whore I am, that it was my absence which caused the general lack of interest and malaise around this formerly fabulous joint.

But now I'm back, stronger than ever, dishing out the undeserved bile and hatred where it doesn't belong, and still there's nothing. No verve. No fire. No "u suk lol". Nothing.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!?!

I haven't worked this long and this hard (on and off, give or take several months) just to see this place go to crap.

C'mon, you BITCH!! You've never backed down from anything else in your life, now FIGHT! FIGHT!!!!

FfffFffFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHT!!!!!!

Not that I was ever much of a contributor of content, but yeah, I dunno, I haven't really had much to say for a long time.

Roody_Yogurt wrote:Not that I was ever much of a contributor of content, but yeah, I dunno, I haven't really had much to say for a long time.

FIGHT!

Pinner, "Karate Champ Guy" just did more for these forums than you ever have.

Worm wrote:Pinner, "Karate Champ Guy" just did more for these forums than you ever have.

Yeah, to grind it into the dirt.

Vitriola wrote:Yeah, to grind it into the dirt.

I come here for the drama. There hasn't been any since Jack Straw (The Jim Belushi of Jolt Country) nearly became a bad yearbook memoriam. If it's time for death pool 2004 is anyone NOT picking him! If there was an alive pool I would pick Chris, I can already picture him at the ripe old of age of 105 huddled up in an Afghan swearing at 2070 house siding technology and enjoying a REALLY GOOD CHEESEBURGER!! HONK-HONK!!! KtC

Knuckles the Clown wrote:I come here for the drama. There hasn't been any since Jack Straw (The Jim Belushi of Jolt Country) nearly became a bad yearbook memoriam. If it's time for death pool 2004 is anyone NOT picking him!

Ahahahaaa! You missed the ball on THAT one, fuckers!!