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Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:42 am

I especially like sitting on a hardwood floor or with my ass over the tub to really get a good sound. I hate when you go to squeeze out a fart but it's really a squirt.

Here I sit broken hearted,
Came to shit but only farted,
Yesterday I took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants

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milker · Post by **milker** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:51 am

I like corn and peanuts!

Yum!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:37 am

See, its funny 'cause he spends half of his time morning the fact that despite having someone to "hit" whenever he wants to he still doesn't have what he would consider a "woman", and then he goes and spends time in the other half by posting topics like this. Hah-hah! Hah! Hahahahahah!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:20 am

To anyone finding this BBS for the first time -- I apologize. It's usually better than this.

I've just been busy with non-BBS things. I hope to have a nice break soon and hope that things will get better. I do, indeed, hope this.

But for now, well.... Well, you see. We're not in a "Golden Age," currently.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:To anyone finding this BBS for the first time -- I apologize. It's usually better than this.

I think that belongs on the front page. With my Candy article which never got up there ... ever ....

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:54 pm

Sick bastards. I can just picture all of you watching Highlander on your DVD" Rom" eating cheetos and shoving your pasty hands down your pants as you enjoy a loud Cheetos and Methane melody. I bet most of your farts smell like spoiled mozarella and Don an Bob's leech lines. I'd post a POLL of which of you enjoy the taste of your own semen, (something I assume all of you are well to qualified to answer) but the results and ensuing debate would be horrifying.

SYS-OP · Post by **SYS-OP** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:56 pm

Worm wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:To anyone finding this BBS for the first time -- I apologize. It's usually better than this.
I think that belongs on the front page. With my Candy article which never got up there ... ever ....

Find it for me, and I'll post it. Tonight. PROMISE!!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:44 pm

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewt ... ight=candy

Ninth one down went you search for "candy". I think I'm going to e-mail webmaster@cuntpunch.com about getting your picture up there.

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