More commercials!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:38 pm

Now for some GOOD news:

The greatest commercials of all time are the new commercials for...

QUIZNO'S SUB!! With the dancing, singing, guitar-playing mutant gerbil creatures!!

Oh my LORD is that funny! YAY QUIZNO'S! EVEN THOUGH THE SUBS ARE ADEQUATE AT BEST!!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:40 pm

pinback wrote: QUIZNO'S SUB!! With the dancing, singing, guitar-playing mutant gerbil creatures!!

Is there broken glass in the subs? If not, I'm not interested.

Bruce

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:56 pm

Holy Jesus Christ in a litter box, I saw those commercials tonight and thought i had accidentally ingested the foaming floor cleaner. I was seriously creeped out. It didn't help that they appeared during Star Trek: TNG, which is about when I eat dinner. Robb gets home, and I tell him to watch for the singing pieces of shit wearing sombreros. Lo! When they reappeared, they were singing a DIFFERENT SONG! THEY HAVE A MESSAGE!

DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU, KIDS!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:04 am

pinback wrote:Oh my LORD is that funny! YAY QUIZNO'S! EVEN THOUGH THE SUBS ARE ADEQUATE AT BEST!!

I used to go to Quiznos. "Quizno's"? "Quiznos"? I don't really recall if there is a fella named Quizno involved in the process at some point or what.

I used to go there because they had clam chowder. I like having clam chowder for lunch. They had some and I liked eating it.

Well, the easiest food in the world to be put off of -- except for tea bags, natch, but that's not really "food" in and of itself -- is clam chowder. All it takes is one misplaced phrase, or one mental image or one person mucking up the works for everyone else and suddenly I'm off it for six months.

Sure enough, a Quizno employee couldn't fucking handle dispensing the stuff. A swarthy, sweating, beefy twenty-something guy. The last time I went in there (the last time, I should note, that I've been within 25 feet of a Quiznos at all) and everything got ruined -->

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ICJ&#58; "Can I get a bowl of clam chowder?"

Hated Quizno's Employee&#58; "Sure. It will just be a few minutes, though, because we're out. But I'll squeeze off a new batch for you real quick."

... Motherfuck. You'll get me some chowder, all right.

Sure you will, pal... sure you will.

IN MY OWN FUCKING PERSONAL HELL.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:51 am

Question: All those 'we buy ugly houses' guys? What's their deal? Are they just corporations that rent houses to students, families, etc? Do they renovate them at all? Do they just fix-up and sell at a profit?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:40 pm

I'm happy to say that I watched the Queer Eye marathon instead of watching the Superbowl so I gleefully have no fucking clue what you guys are talking about.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:59 pm

Fucking maggot.

Queer Eye MARATHON!@?!!?!?! I have never even seen this show and fucking poofy over here's watching a marathon during the goddamn super bowl?!!?

You need to start drinkin beer man. Happy you didnt see a tit holy shit you fucking cumgurglermumblemumblefuckinworm...

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:14 pm

The television has been asking me for approximately the past 14 minutes if I'm craving meat tonight. When the satellite signal fails, the screen goes black, so it's not that. When the station feed gets itself fubared, they break in with a please stand by announcement, so it's not that. The clock is still moving, so time is passing, and it's not that. I'm not looking at the tv. It frightens me. I was listening to death metal anyway.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:18 pm

Do you want bloody red meat?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:29 pm

Jack Straw wrote:Fucking maggot.

Queer Eye MARATHON!@?!!?!?! I have never even seen this show and fucking poofy over here's watching a marathon during the goddamn super bowl?!!?

You need to start drinkin beer man. Happy you didnt see a tit holy shit you fucking cumgurglermumblemumblefuckinworm...

Oh, sorry, let me go hop in the mold.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:02 pm

Dude. Dude. DUDE.

Worm wrote:I'm happy to say that I watched the Queer Eye marathon

I'm happy to say that I watched the Queer Eye marathon

...

instead of watching the Superbowl

...
If this isn't your coming out you have some serious feng shui to do buddy.

Everyone · Post by **Everyone** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:31 pm

Worm wrote:I'm happy to say that I watched the Queer Eye marathon instead of watching the Superbowl so I gleefully have no fucking clue what you guys are talking about.

Only maggots use the word gleefully. And gaily, and merrily , and splendidly. Even women watched and bet on the superbowl.

Big Gay Al · Post by **Big Gay Al** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:47 am

Worm wrote:I'm happy to say that I watched the Queer Eye marathon instead of watching the Superbowl so I gleefully have no fucking clue what you guys are talking about.

That's just fabulous!!!

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