Jolt Country

57640.

BEAT THAT, BITCHEZ!!!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Ms. Pac Man? I'll bury you. I just need my PS2 hub to show up. And then you're a dead man.

(No, I ain't playing MAME with a keyboard. It's 2K4 for Chrissake.)

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Ms. Pac Man? I'll bury you. I just need my PS2 hub to show up. And then you're a dead man.

You have no chance, little man. And by this time next week, 57640 will seem like a horrible, fading nightmare to me.

(No, I ain't playing MAME with a keyboard. It's 2K4 for Chrissake.)

You can't play PAC FUCKING MAN with a keyboard? Using four arrow keys is beyond your ability?

Actually, dude, he means that the INTENSITY is just , like, not there without the good old joystick EXPERIENCE. ya get me, dude? Any, ya know, PERSON can play some clone game with a KEYBOARD. in my day , dude, a keyboard was for , like MUSIC, ya know. Like RUSH, ya know. They had an AWESOME keyboard sound. I could just like walk into the AM-PM with my boom box and pop quarters into MS PAC-MAN and crank Red Barchetta like, all day, ya know. the counter guy, his name was Cliff, like the edge of a hill, pretty cool, man. he liked RUSH and wouldn't even kick us out or tell us, hey turn that box down man. nothing like that. I could get some radical high scores too. I would buy me one of those big gulps of coke or
mountain dew and just zone in on my game, man. one time I eeven flipped the SCORE. that was too much though. my palm had this, like, huge blister on it for DAYS. It was worth it.
then I would skateboard home and watch rereuns of DARK SHADOWS because they would play them at midnight.

so thats what he means, like when he says, I have to get a joystick to play MS PAC-MAN, dude.