Jolt Country

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:39 pm**

Well, this has to happen, so let's just make it happen.

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:24 am**

Y'all going to ROM it, or do I have to take pictures of the table game with the digital camera? There have been many pictures taken of that table, but none of them actually have a game going on. There was a score, though...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:55 am**

Do we need to hear that? Does anybody need to hear that?

And he blames ME for breaking the fucking thing.

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:22 am**

I think that playing the game in ROM format when I have the actual thing at home ought to warrant someone taking my Old Game Registration Card or something (the CGE badge!!?!).

So when I destroy your high score (and frankly, I've scored higher than that; it's just that someone FLASHED MY RAM and removed this evidence) I'll be providing the proof with a digital camera.

If someone using a goddamn mouse ever had photographic or screenshotographic proof that they are better than me in Crystal Castles then I think it's about time I got out of the ancient game playing business.

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:24 am**

pinback wrote:Do we need to hear that? Does anybody need to hear that?

I'm going to go ahead and raise my hand here. Like Howard the Duck, I'm trapped in a world I never made. It's little comments like the ones made earlier which manage to get me through this world and into one that I did make. (With iSketch, but still. Ne'ermind.)

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:10 pm**

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS.

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:35 pm**

Well, I'll never beat that.

JONSEY IS OFFICIALLY CRYSTAL CASTLES GOD!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:28 pm**

It was only 18,000 more than what you got.

What the fuck? Why are you giving up like this?

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:33 pm**

Also, if you look real hard, you can see me totally giving you the finger in the reflection.

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:59 pm**

No, you are totally the best! No way I can ever top 208K.

Live large on your grand accomplishment!

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:37 am**

pinback wrote:No, you are totally the best! No way I can ever top 208K.

Live large on your grand accomplishment!

I find your lack of sportsmanship to be rather disturbing.

I can't believe you've still got me on Q*bert. I am not going to concede on that one. Joust II: Rise of the Beasts or whatever the fuck it's called? Yeah. You da man.

But Q*bert is supposed to be MY game.

That one hurts. I wants to be da Supreme Noser. NOT YOU.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 12:02 am**

I hit 312,424 after the Asteroids debacle in order to still feel like a man.

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 11:56 pm**

437,345

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 12:19 am**

477,803

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 5:40 am**

Posted: **Thu May 18, 2006 11:21 pm**

1 wrote:1

517,557.

First time on board 8-1. Got to 8-3 for the first time for literally three seconds.

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 3:19 am**

So fixing the game has made a difference in your life.

THE
DOCTOR PHIL
AARDVARK

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 1:18 pm**

AArdvark wrote:So fixing the game has made a difference in your life.

THE
DOCTOR PHIL
AARDVARK

Each night, before I go to bed, I play the game and beat my previous high score.

Sleep helped. I tried for 45 minutes to get to board 8-1 two nights ago and did it my first try last night.

It has consumed me. Yet, I sleep fulfilled. Fulfilled, Aardvark Friend.

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 3:21 pm**

Please to video the next (high score) game so all of us playing at home can see the action.

THE
9-1 COMING SOON
AARDVARK

Posted: **Fri May 19, 2006 3:25 pm**

Make the video better than this though.

THE
AMETEURS
AARDVARK

Jolt Country

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