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How Long Will Pinback Stop Drinking For?

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pinback wrote:
bruce wrote:
pinback wrote:cranberry juice (not for the recipe, but because -- ACK! -- I don't drink anymore.)
What happened?

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Just thought I'd take a little (well, a long) break, is all.

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Now, define "stop drinking"...

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Did you have a fun night, putting that together?

I think under a month. No offense Ben (but if I cause some, bonus points, right?) you just seem like a lush.
Good point Bobby!

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Post by bruce »

Worm wrote:No offense Ben (but if I cause some, bonus points, right?) you just seem like a lush.
You know, you really <i>are</i> an obnoxious little fucktard.

But it's probably just the gin talking when I say that.

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He has been particularly fucktardish lately, Bruce. I was just commenting on that to everyone in the entire world except Worm.

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So, how's it working out for you, Ben? Worn driving you back to the bottle as we speak?

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No, I haven't gone back to the bottle.

However, let's just say that, lately? I've been putting the BEN in Benadryl!! wwwoooeeoffdd

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WARNING: DRUNKEN STRAW POST

(Pin: I've got a link to a GREAT DXM extraction from cough syrup if you want it. Almost as fun as fungus!! OK, not really.)

Well, I have also taken a small break from drinking also. A break, although not of my own accord. Work, school, kid, car, bullshit I deal with daily has been stacking up not allowing me to pay proper attention to the nectar of the gods. Although today, in the midst of a school function, the beer god has spoken and renewed his vows to me.

It started out innocently enough. I walked into Geva Theatre about 10 minutes fashionably late. I was informed that "Death of a Salesman" had already started and I would need to wait for the first break in the action. Luckily, my ""college" professor" (MCC) was also late so I got to shoot the shit with my fine Latina honey of a "professor" hobag.
30 minutes later, a snoring girl next to me and a fired up Game Boy Advance(c) with Metroid Zero Mission(c) (legally backed up), the lights came on and cultured fucks were clapping.

And then, the discovery.

Rohrbach's. On tap. $3.00.
The bartender(do you call em bartenders when they're in the cafe of a nice theater?) wasn't paying me much mind in my Adidas (alldyIdreamaboutsex)hoodie so when I finally got her attention I ordered 2. When I was finished with (slamming) them the intermission was not over. So I ordered another pair. When those were done and the masses still had not filed back into the theater I decided to slow down and order just one of my hoppy lovely friend. Halfway through it the "bell" rung to signify that the second act was beginning. I ran up in that bitch all hyped up like it was the last period of a Detroit game and I was about to throw an octopus. The bouncer-er I mean usher-said that I couldn't bring the drink in. No matter, I slammed it and handed the empty cup to the old man. This looked like a replay from JCSS Strip Club fallacy `03. Except replace some lazy big-titty shot girl with an old feeble Geva usher.
Fast forward to Straw nearly emptying his wallet after the play listening to mediocre live guitar music and grabbing a 40 of OE on the way home.

And almost finish it typing this message.
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Hey Jack! How about a quick spin around the neighborhood!

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Yeah! Aim for some fucking kids well you're at it. They dont deserve to walk or even live.
Good point Bobby!

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Hey guys! I'm not driving!!

Heh, except for that little detail you guys are fucking hilarious.

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Post by Casual Observer »

Jack Straw wrote: 40 of OE on the way home.
Sounded like good fun until that part. Come on, Old English is nasty, surely you could have done better than that.

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Post by Jack Straw »

Not with $2, buddy.

Dry Pinback

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Tonight marks two weeks, dry as a barren desert plain.

According to the poll, this means that FIVE of you are about 2.5 weeks from being WRONG.

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Well, don't let the fact that three people believe in you discourage you.
Good point Bobby!

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Three weeks to the day, bitches! Still goin' strong!

Any side-effects from withdrawal? Well, I'd tell you I have the shakes pretty bad, but I think that's from the three pots of coffee I drink every day now!!1!3rreojeofjk

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The correct answer was:

"1-2 months."

Thank you for playing.

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Welcome back, Ben.

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Post by bruce »

Who loves you, baby?

The <i>bottle</i> loves you.

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My one and only true friend.

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