Why I Hate Bruce, by Ben Parrish

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:01 pm

bruce wrote:
Vitriola wrote:flavorful, filling and relaxing Vitriola?
I'd love to be relaxing by filling the flavorful Vitriola.

Just sayin'.

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:27 pm

Does he actually not reply to Vitriola in such a manner?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:35 pm

Worm wrote:Does he actually not reply to Vitriola in such a manner?

Of course I reply to Vitriola in such a manner.

Pinback's just cranky because he's all dried out.

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:41 pm

bruce wrote:Pinback's just cranky because he's all dried out.

Bruce

Good point.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 9:06 am

How long did that take you, "Ben" Parrish? No, really. What with the geting the software to figuring out how to recording it to geting the words to sound "right', how long did that take you? Watch me crap out the same exact phrase in Sound Recorder with the shittiest recording quality in under five minutes, counting the time it took me to upload it! [URL="http://inpassing.bravepages.com/better.wav"]Here it is![/URLl]Wow! It *still* sounds more authentic than yours!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:00 am

Hey. Dipshit.

Did you use m-w.com to make your sound?

No. No, you did not.

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:36 am

See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Ben "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:37 am

See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:48 am

At least Ben doesn't doublepost.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:50 am

James Bond wrote:See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Ben "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

I told Ben this, but because he hates me, I will tell you all:

There was once a website... probably still is.. that allowed you to input text and have it read by a number of men and women with a number of accents.

Fuck the men.

The women had several accents available: British (OMG!), Valley Girl (OMG!), Scottish (OMG!) and Austrailian (Eh.).

So, of course, what I did is input a bunch of text where these women were stating in no uncertain terms that they were cock-starved beggar sluts who craved cock because they were so starved for it.

Anyway, this was all in the past. Maybe a year and a half ago.

WE NEED TO FIND THIS SITE. Bond, you're into "sound." Find this for me. For us. For the good of mankind.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:01 pm

James Bond wrote:See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

The goal here (and the reason it's funny) is NOT to "turn text into voice". As you and Jonsey both are strutting around haughtily pointing out, this is quite easy to do, in countless different ways.

The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because I'm using the fucking DICTIONARY WEBSITE to do it!! They had actual HUMANS say *every single word in the dictionary*!! From "kitten" to "smegma"!

If you don't think it's interesting or hilarious, then you're as clueless as the fucking Sysop.

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:02 pm

Jack: no, see, I just felt like emphasising my superiority by saying it twice.

Robb: acknowledged. Moving out, Sergeant.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:11 pm

pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because I'm using the fucking DICTIONARY WEBSITE to do it!! They had actual HUMANS say *every single word in the dictionary*!! From "kitten" to "smegma"!

If you don't think it's interesting or hilarious, then you're as clueless as the fucking Sysop.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:18 pm

Actually it is a pretty novel use for the computer site. I mean that whole
"HA HA FUCKING HA I TYPE CUNT INTO WINPSEAK!!"
was fine when I was 12, but no more.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:19 pm

Jack Straw wrote:

Oh, shut up.

Sonic Wall content filter · Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:20 pm

Don't fuck with me boy I'll block the entire fucking website you little prick

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:21 pm

Seriously, does anyone work at work?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:21 pm

Worm wrote:Actually it is a pretty novel use for the computer site. I mean that whole
"HA HA FUCKING HA I TYPE CUNT INTO WINPSEAK!!"
was fine when I was 12, but no more.

I guess you're right.

BREAKING NEWS · Post by **BREAKING NEWS** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:27 pm

pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because

It's not that funny.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:28 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:WE NEED TO FIND THIS SITE.

This what you're talking about?