Jolt Country

http://www.1up.com/article2/0,4364,1539720,00.asp

Bruce

Oh, yeah. The people who read that page are winners. So, is this page gonna get more hits as more hop on the bandwagon?

I hate it when I get to the bottom page of a news article and find that I have 8 more pages to go. Fuck that.

I hate that I'm never considered "interview material."

I want some scraps, goddammit. I bring hits -- THE. GOD. DAMN. HITS. with my salacious vocabulary.

Of course, it's my own fucking fault for not having done anything since 2001. I KNOWS.

You fuckers.

This man tries to spice up the IF-related discussion on this otherwise lacking, dead BBS by providing a link to an interesting article, chock-full of information and useful links, and what does he get?

Three replies, three WHINY, BITCHY COMPLAINTS.

Well, all I got to say about that is this.

What high-brow comedy! Ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly the sort of--if I may borrow a phrase from this esteemed comedic genius--"deadly lava flow of content" which you can expect from so now then.net, that is whenever the lazy bastard gets off his ass and updates. Yes! From "Jolt Country sucks" to "Worm is a fag," this great man will keep you rolling with the greatest commedic "zingers" to be seen in at least a metazoic age! Benjamin "Pinback" Paish for President, 2004!

James Bond wrote:What high-brow comedy! Ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly the sort of--if I may borrow a phrase from this esteemed comedic genius--"deadly lava flow of content" which you can expect from so now then.net, that is whenever the lazy bastard gets off his ass and updates. Yes! From "Jolt Country sucks" to "Worm is a fag," this great man will keep you rolling with the greatest commedic "zingers" to be seen in at least a metazoic age! Benjamin "Pinback" Paish for President, 2004!

You and Worm are on Comedy Probation. You've both taken steps lately, but they are backwards steps.

I believe I am "cultivating" you two to become far, far funnier than you would ever have become on your own. So this distresses me.

Get funnier. NOW.

NOW god dammit.

What in Holy Christ in Hell are you talking about?

Seriously, man. What are you talking about? You've gone from not Sysoping at all to Sysoping badly. This is not a good trend.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You and Worm are on Comedy Probation. You've both taken steps lately, but they are backwards steps.

Oh, fuck off. Look it has a fucking message that tells people to click on the links, that's funny. Sorry I'm not getting those just AWESOME dick, and gay jokes that you land.

pinback wrote:This man tries to spice up the IF-related discussion on this otherwise lacking, dead BBS by providing a link to an interesting article, chock-full of information and useful links, and what does he get?

Three replies, three WHINY, BITCHY COMPLAINTS.

How about you go to the 1up forums? They may appreciate learning about IF. Though remember to click on the links.

Yeah, Worm. And at least we post once in a while. I mean, post something other than "You guys aren't posting GOOD enough. I'll sit here with my thumb up my ass, NOT finishing my game, just waiting for you to post something I find acceptable."

Woah, I'd like the think Robb would use "well". Let's not say things we can't take back.

pinback wrote:What in Holy Christ in Hell are you talking about?

Seriously, man. What are you talking about? You've gone from not Sysoping at all to Sysoping badly. This is not a good trend.

You're on probation, but not comedy probation. You're on a different kind. You're on "fist probation" which means that if you don't clean up your act on here, you're going to get into a jail cell that has six walls, all made up of different styles of punches that you'll get from my fist.

Where's Forum Little Buddy? I need him to express his opinion on this matter.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Worm wrote:I'm not getting those just AWESOME dick

Nice to know your sexuality is working out for you, Worm.

Bruce

Worm wrote:

Oh, yeah. The people who read that page are winners. So, is this page gonna get more hits as more hop on the bandwagon?

We weren't providing instructions, we were mimicking a parser you fucking douche. You know, like someone typed "click link with mouse" like in a text adventure LIKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN ARTICLE WAS ABOUT? Choke to death on semen, you subnormal.

Bruce: You know there's a problem if you put more effort into getting to a website than posting on it.

1UP wrote:

Worm wrote:

Oh, yeah. The people who read that page are winners. So, is this page gonna get more hits as more hop on the bandwagon?

We weren't providing instructions, we were mimicking a parser you fucking douche. You know, like someone typed "click link with mouse" like in a text adventure LIKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN ARTICLE WAS ABOUT? Choke to death on semen, you subnormal.

OMG CUM RIGHT? I'M GAY RIGHT!?!? Look, I'm wrong often. Everyone is. But pulling this stupid 10 year old boy cuss out shit ruins you as a human being.

Worm wrote:Bruce: You know there's a problem if you put more effort into getting to a website than posting on it.

OMG CUM RIGHT? I'M GAY RIGHT!?!? Look, I'm wrong often. Everyone is. But pulling this stupid 10 year old boy cuss out shit ruins you as a human being.

Well, Worm, I'd say you were right, except that it wasn't me that posted as "1Up" there.

See, when I want to mock you, I don't waste much time on it: for instance, the post <i>above</i> that one, which I wrote, took me like 45 seconds.

Bruce

bruce wrote:Well, Worm, I'd say you were right, except that it wasn't me that posted as "1Up" there.

That's why I put the quote after the message.

bruce wrote:See, when I want to mock you, I don't waste much time on it: for instance, the post <i>above</i> that one, which I wrote, took me like 45 seconds.

Oh, and you're proud of that? I mean you scoured my post and found a way to have DICK in a quote then called me gay and it took you nearing a minute to summon that forth, what are you four years old?

Worm wrote:

bruce wrote:See, when I want to mock you, I don't waste much time on it: for instance, the post <i>above</i> that one, which I wrote, took me like 45 seconds.

Oh, and you're proud of that?

Yeah. I'm all about the efficiency. And the speed. Just ask any of my former lovers.

Bruce

bruce wrote:Yeah. I'm all about the efficiency. And the speed. Just ask any of my former lovers.

Bruce

I TRIED TO BUT HE WOULDNT RETURN MY CALLS.

ALL I GOT WAS AN ANSWERING MESSAGE "HELLO I AM A FAGOIT LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP. IF THIS IS BRUEC WHY DONT U CALL ME ANYMORE?"