Jolt Country

Suck me.

Well, well, well. Two weeks later, you finally got over on me.

This is gonna be child's play.

Course, I gotta get some batteries for my digicam first.

Yeah, if you could just answer a couple quick questions for me:

1. Have you ever, in your life, scored more than 231629 at Crystal Castles?

2. Have you ever, in your life, scored more than 82875 at Q*Bert?

Also -- what kind of lazy fucker puts five (at least) quarters into the machine at time? FIVE SIMULATED QUARTERS?

FUCK, Parrish -- they're FREE. They are VIRTUAL. There's NO LIMIT to their number. You don't have to hoard them.

Pathetic. That this man has a higher score on CC than what I can currently prove astounds me. It should astound all of mankind. I shall enjoy trouncing you like the knuckle-scraping de-humanoid you so droolingly are.

FUN ARCADE FAX:

Interestingly, my high scores on both of the aforementioned games were achieved by getting to the second board of the fourth level of both of them. "4-2" appears to be where I plateau, regardless of the contest!

pinback wrote:Yeah, if you could just answer a couple quick questions for me:
1. Have you ever, in your life, scored more than 231629 at Crystal Castles?

Yes. I just can't prove it.

FWIW, I don't think it was you who "flashed" my RAM. The thing is beginning to die. I need to get ... I need to get help for the old girl. When I started it up last time, it did the same thing that you saw when you started it.

2. Have you ever, in your life, scored more than 82875 at Q*Bert?

Okay! This friendship is over.

I am going to return posting my hi-scores on the games you suck at, like Mr. Do!, Food Fight and Paperboy.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: am going to return posting my hi-scores on the games you suck at, like Mr. Do!, Food Fight and Paperboy.

Bring. It.




(On.)

This board will be the Banzai Bug Support Forum until such time as I beat 232,000 in Crystal Castles.

Go ahead, I'll whoop your fuckin' ass at BB too.

Look, let's make a board for one game at one time and provide a fucking rom or means to play the game. It just didn't work where everyone was posting high scores to everything from Street Fighter to (normally I'd make up something else totally off the wall) Food fight.

Worm wrote:It just didn't work where everyone was posting high scores to everything from Street Fighter to (normally I'd make up something else totally off the wall) Food fight.

When, exactly, was that happening, Worm?

And again, please watch the language.

Worm wrote:Look, let's make a board for one game at one time and provide a fucking rom or means to play the game. It just didn't work where everyone was posting high scores to everything from Street Fighter to (normally I'd make up something else totally off the wall) Food fight.

The ROMS are downloadable in that FTP server that Pinback linked to. How is it you've read and responded to every message on this BBS except that one?

1. That site has been down almost since the very day I posted it.

2. You changed the format back. Let's see the high score, bizzinch.

pinback wrote:1. That site has been down almost since the very day I posted it.

Ah!

2. You changed the format back. Let's see the high score, bizzinch.

I gotta get batteries for my digital camera first.

Why don't you just TELL us what the score is. We're ready to believe you.

pinback wrote:

Worm wrote:It just didn't work where everyone was posting high scores to everything from Street Fighter to (normally I'd make up something else totally off the wall) Food fight.

When, exactly, was that happening, Worm?

And again, please watch the language.

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1836

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1834

Sorry, did I say:

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I meant:

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Oooooooooops, wrong again!

How's it coming along there, Jones?