Dead dork

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:14 pm

I was looking for the photoshopped tombstone that had all the metal bands the guy saw, but I found this instead. Almost makes me want to be buried.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:17 pm

Being buried is so fucking lame.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:31 pm

Worm wrote:Being buried is so fucking lame.

And coming from someone who lives in a town that celebrates mules, that's really saying something.

Viking funeral all the way.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:55 pm

Yea, NEPA is where lame comes from. I'd like to find an African tribe to eat my body, personally. Or donate it to necrophiliacs.

slightly cake · Post by **slightly cake** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:40 pm

I wont be buried..i am going to dig my own grave..that should save me some money..dam pensions..

Scottish Translator Co · Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:21 pm

slightly cake wrote:I wont be buried..i am going to dig my own grave..that should save me some money..dam pensions..

I won't be buried -- I am going to dig my own grave! That should save me some money.

... Goddamn pensions!

ANOTHER STUNNING REPOST FROM THE SCOTTISH TRANSLATION SERVICE COMPANY, INC.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:28 pm

Worm wrote:Being buried is so fucking lame.

Unless you're being buried alive, right? Cause that's totally punk rock.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:31 pm

Debaser wrote:
Worm wrote:Being buried is so fucking lame.
Unless you're being buried alive, right? Cause that's totally punk rock.

That's pretty old too. I want to get my corpse stuffed or something.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:59 pm

I was dead once. The Mclurg kids next door were fucking around banging on the walls while I was taking a bath. I got up to go yell at them and banged my head on the shower-head, knocking me out and sending me to an untimely death in a pool of my own stink. Luckily my future ex-wife had to use the crapper and walked in after I had been face down in disgusting bath water for god knows how long. By the time paramedics had arrived I was pronouced dead.

After getting those electric shocks I came to about 40 seconds later. I sat and looked around. Those goddamned kids were still bangiing around, my ugly wife had stunk up the bathroom and I owed my life to some pimply face squared assed lesbo Paramedic. I screamed to God- "If you are going to kill me, at least have the balls to finish the job. " I took up smoking the next day.