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Today, I am legal for sex.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:23 am
by Lysander
Yes, today I have turned 18. Obviously, something is horribly, horribly wrong, and likely the universe will explode shortly. But I'm a headstrong teen. So I don't care.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:21 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Hey, happy birthday, bud.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:02 am
by Vitriola
Welcome to having to worry about everybody you sleep with being able to land you in jail.
At least you don't have to grow up until you're 20.
Or 30.
Happy Birthday!
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:26 am
by bruce
Happy Birthday.
Now go see a dirty movie.
Bruce
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:58 pm
by AArdvark
But Remember to VOTE first. and buy some cigarettes
but NO booze
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:20 pm
by Jack Straw
Hey! It's Friday! And almost St. patties day.. come on now, a little booze never hurt nobody.. except me.. and RobB.. and Pinner, and worm, and blue, and . .
ah fuggedabawdit.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:22 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Jack Straw wrote:Hey! It's Friday! And almost St. patties day.. come on now, a little booze never hurt nobody.. except me.. and RobB.. and Pinner, and worm, and blue, and . . ah fuggedabawdit.
Is there a better holiday than St. Patrick's Day?
A day where America drinks until she bleeds.
Well, sure. There are SOME better holidays. Like Halloween. Christmas. Memorial Day. President's Day (where the kids all put on masks of former presidents and run out for candy).
But still. In the top five -- ten -- holidays, ever... I gotta say that St. Patrick's Day is right up there.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:59 am
by Keza
Happy Birthday!
I hate you.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:54 am
by Lysander
Oh, come on now, we can still fuck. Just privately. C'mon, its only half the world to cross and a $15000 plane ticket--whaddia say to a little fun, baaaaby?
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:42 am
by Worm
I think Keza just can't wait until Lex and her can go at it, and she can start pushing out babies, like she's always wanted.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:36 pm
by Lysander
Hold still. This won't hurt a bit.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:53 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Worm wrote:I think Keza just can't wait until Lex and her can go at it, and she can start pushing out babies, like she's always wanted.
PUREBRED SCOTTISH BABIES HEH
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:51 pm
by Keza
Yes. They shall be born with sporrans. Lysander: $15000 seems a paltry sum, believe me.
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:36 pm
by slightly cake
happy birthday...i dont know you and you don't know me but it's impotant to be nice ..but it's more nice to be important...