Jolt Country

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:32 pm**

The best OFFENSE is a good DEFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:42 pm**

Be sure to have plenty of worker units available!

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:44 pm**

Is this going to get funny anytime soon, or what?

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:34 pm**

Does anything?

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:38 pm**

Good point, but I mean, first of all, this sort of humor is about two years too late, and wasn't even funny then.

Second of all (and I'm saying this as a pretty pathetic person in my own right), even if it WAS funny, it's tempered by the absolute sadness of knowing somebody is out there spending hours building watchtowers and peons to take these screenshots.

Here's my advice to WC3 Expert: I love WC3 as much as anyone, pal, but get a life, pal. Go outdoors, go do something, anything. Just get a life. You need help.

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:51 pm**

Remember, "Undead" doesn't have to mean "unhappy"!

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:20 pm**

Alright, I'm going to ask this nicely, once. I wouldn't normally do this, but I don't want people thinking that I'm the one posting this stupid, hackneyed, unfunny crap:

Knock it off. Just stop it. I know I'm partly to blame here, since I brought up WC3 in the first place, but this is not what I wanted. So I'm asking nice. Knock it off, please. That's me asking nice.

Once.

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:43 pm**

We need a rule where the same IP address cannot post three or more times in a row on one thread.

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:46 pm**

I think it's rather amusing, myself.

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:34 am**

Worm wrote:We need a rule where the same IP address cannot post three or more times in a row on one thread.

We need a rule where underaged little shits can't continually ruin threads and turn a once-thriving BBS into a playground for snotty, irksome twits.

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:17 am**

Touche.

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:40 pm**

Bewilder your encroaching opponents with a Wisp Maze!

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:14 pm**

I certainly don't think I need to add anything to that. This man is obviously very sick. The poor, diseased detritus of a corrupt society.

Fella, whoever you are, I weep for you. You and your "wisps".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go write BEN'S GAMING UPDATE!

Posted: **Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:57 pm**

When you know you've lost the game for the five thousandth time in a FUCKING row, why not take time to smell the flowers and take your last FUCKING guy out to a nice pastoral scene by a river to await the coming of your enemy's fifty thousand FUCKING guys who he's already had in wait for you because you FUCKING SUCK at the game so much that you can't set the FUCKING COMPUTER at a low enough skill level to even get FUCKING CLOSE to winning a FUCKING GAME.

And yes, I know I FUCKING OVERWROTE the original watchtower picture accidentally. So I FUCKING SUCK at that too, I guess, yeah. Just go ahead and RUSH MY FUCKING BASE then.

"r u noob?" - FUCKING ASSHOLE on BattleNet tonight while I was losing my fiftieth FUCKING GAME in a row.

FUCK YOU.

Posted: **Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:46 pm**

Quick! control panel- add delete programs- delete WC3

get Starcraft! Go mainstream. get with the program

I would also reccomend Warhammer 40.000 and/or Chaos Gate.

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