Jolt Country

Posted: **Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:00 pm**

You thought you were going to escape, Mister Pin Freaking Back? Not a chance! It is SO ON. For those that don't know, I am a negative-dimensioned clone of Pinback himself. Where he exists in positivity, I exist in negativity. Where he enjoys poker and roller coasters, I enjoy ripping the crap out of poker players and roller coaster goers. Where he is free to move in three dimensions, moves forward in the "time" dimension, and is rooted firmly in the "probability" dimension, I piss all over his face and take a squatting splasher on the cold corpse of Douglas Adams, whom I ripped off at the beginning of this sentence.

And you ALL have arch enemies! Evil, distorted fiends of yourself!! Pinback isn't unique in this, hell, he's just one of dozens that spawned an evil, arse-talking clone. And unlike the Legion of Doom we don't offer full membership to a green skinned robot that wears friggen polo shirts, or a chick in a painted-on leopard skin bodysuit. We're all about RESULTS. And VIOLENCE. And coming off as TOUGH GUYS on an INTERNET FORUM.

You best watch out, Pinback!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:02 pm**

Yes! Ha-ha-ha! Pinblack talks in the third person. That's just plain EVIL!

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"I am Loafer Boy, hear me ROAR!"

Posted: **Wed Jul 24, 2002 3:28 pm**

Thank you, Pinblack, for your interest in Pinback Web Development Enterprises, Inc.

Here at PWDE, we are committed to delivering only the highest quality content, to the widest audience possible. To that end, we have employed teams of highly skilled, highly experienced web developers to create for you the grandest websites possible.

But that's not where it ends! No, it is YOU, the customer, who we are truly committed to, and only with your participation will we at PWDE truly reach our goal.

Therefore, I have forwarded you a packed (PDF) of information about our latest projects, and have extended to you an offer to become a beta tester in the hopes that we can make our products as excellent as possible before release.

At the current time, we are not able to monetarily compensate our beta testers, but rest assured that your participation will be appreciated in other forms, such as discount rates on further PWDE commercial products, specialized access rights to PWDE websites, and certainly a personalized mention in any PWDE project documentation.

Thanks again, for your participation in Pinback Web Development Enterprises, Inc.!

- Ben Parrish, Founder and CEO.

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:55 am**

Loafer Boy wrote:Yes! Ha-ha-ha! Pinblack talks in the third person. That's just plain EVIL!

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"I am Loafer Boy, hear me ROAR!"

Oh come on, if you're going to try and mangle my mangled quote you could have at least made it into
"I am Loafer Boy hear me BORE!"
or if he's supposed to be all evil why not
"I am Loafer Boy I create carnage and GORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy a deadly infectious SPORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy and soon Loafer Girl will be no MORE!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:13 pm**

Who is my archnemisis?

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:31 pm**

loafergirl wrote: Oh come on, if you're going to try and mangle my mangled quote you could have at least made it into

"I am Loafer Boy hear me BORE!" or if he's supposed to be all evil why not
"I am Loafer Boy I create carnage and GORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy a deadly infectious SPORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy and soon Loafer Girl will be no MORE!"

I'm not very good at this villian thing. I'm like the "Robin" of this Legion of Doom here. A lot of other guys were ready to go but I need some time to ramp up on this.

AP, I think the Pissing Bandit was scheduled to be yours.

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"I am Loafer Boy, hear me"... well, look, I'm still working on this

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:42 pm**

THE REVOLUTION BEGINS AT MSNBC, YOU RIGHT BASTARD! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR MAKER IN NOT PERSONAL COMBAT, BUT WITHIN A WAR OF HEADLINES! FOUL, FOUL, CREATURE! I LIGHT THE FIRES WHILE THE CITY SLEEPS! BOTH YOUR PRECIOUS COLORADO AND GEORGIA SHALL BE LITTLE MORE THAN CHARRED HEAPS OF BLACK ASH WHEN I AM DONE! I POST ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE YOU DON'T!

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:43 pm**

bug u will b eaten
i eat bugs

hard 2 type order keeboard
from same spot @ bug
6-8 wks

then u get eaten

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 4:30 pm**

Lookitme, I'm American. I'm not wearing a fucking skirt.

I never, ever use fucking semi-colons.

I actually fucking deliver promised content!!! http://www.misp.fsnet.co.uk/pervy/flashing.jpg !!!.

You are all my collective bitch.

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(You've got about a week 'til I punch the shit out of you, aight?)[/i]

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 5:58 pm**

Loafer Boy wrote:
loafergirl wrote: Oh come on, if you're going to try and mangle my mangled quote you could have at least made it into

"I am Loafer Boy hear me BORE!" or if he's supposed to be all evil why not
"I am Loafer Boy I create carnage and GORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy a deadly infectious SPORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy and soon Loafer Girl will be no MORE!"
I'm not very good at this villian thing. I'm like the "Robin" of this Legion of Doom here. A lot of other guys were ready to go but I need some time to ramp up on this.

AP, I think the Pissing Bandit was scheduled to be yours.

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"I am Loafer Boy, hear me"... well, look, I'm still working on this

So the fact is my archnemisis is a wuss, thus making me the badass. My mortal opposite is a "Robin"??? Holy pathetic evil other, Batman! Jesus, Mojo Jojo is more intimidating than Robin. What are you a non-smoking, devout Catholic, with no sense of humor, who enjoys wearing socks and eating tofu?

-LG

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:02 pm**

Lax wrote:I actually fucking deliver promised content!!! http://www.misp.fsnet.co.uk/pervy/flashing.jpg !!!.

SWEET! Can we keep Lax?
(though might I suggest another evil name such as Xel, pronounced excel, therefor making it a Microsoft product and inherently evil, while also preventing such jokes that may involve ex-lax?)

-LG

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 7:02 am**

Loafer Boy wrote:
loafergirl wrote: AP, I think the Pissing Bandit was scheduled to be yours.
The Pissing Bandit tells me he has better things to do with his time. Myself, I suspect they mostly involve fantasizing about Emily Short and a Very Large Plate of Expensive and Stinky Cheeses, but it's really his business and not mine. Sorry, AP.

Bruce

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 8:09 am**

We'll get that roster adjusted, then.

Did you get my mail on the LOTR manual in spanking new PDF form? If that looks as blurry as the girls at the far end of the bar at about 2:00am just let me know. I have yet another trick up my sleeve to make that the sharpest PDF manual yet.

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:52 pm**

The next time that mewling little turd "Loafer Boy" shows up at one of these Legion of Doom meetings, I'm going to rip his throat out and shit down his neck. It's like he's flirting with his arch-nemesis or something. If he flirts with her then they can get to him. If they can get to him, they can get to me. And THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:54 pm**

Hey, I'll be AP's arch-fiend. Just remember that you can't spell "The apple of the text adventure world's eye" without AP.

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:54 pm**

AP English Lit wrote:Hey, I'll be AP's arch-fiend. Just remember that you can't spell "The apple of the text adventure world's eye" without AP.

edit No! You little worm! I was beaten only by mere seconds! Aw, Kee-rist, who am I supposed to fight now?

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:57 pm**

bruce wrote:The Pissing Bandit tells me he has better things to do with his time. Myself, I suspect they mostly involve fantasizing about Emily Short and a Very Large Plate of Expensive and Stinky Cheeses, but it's really his business and not mine.

Once... we were legion.

Until that horrible day when one of our own broke... from the mold.

We cried real tears that sad September day... when at last he made himself known to the world.

Sin Against Mimesis was what he called it... and his own legend grew.

He split from us then, and we have never truly recovered... Come back to us, Bruce. Come back to the Hive.

--One of the Other Bruces

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:00 pm**

loafergirl wrote:Jesus, Mojo Jojo is more intimidating than Robin.
-LG

Hey!! Hey!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:08 pm**

Humor, and all those who would champion its vile cause had best step off, because I am the UNFUNNY BUNNY and my insatiable appetite (except for one thing) can only be satiated by one thing, and that is:

THE ERADICATION OF ALL FUNNY AND HUMOR AND LAUGH ON THE WORLD!!!!!

So you had all best step off lest I unleash my fury of unfunny unto yourselves!!!

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:21 pm**

Mojo Jojo wrote:
loafergirl wrote:Jesus, Mojo Jojo is more intimidating than Robin.
-LG

Hey!! Hey!!!!!

Hey what?! That's a compliment considdering you're a monkey in heels that runs away from 3 little girls.

-LG

Jolt Country

OH YOU ALL GOT SOME ARCH ENEMIES NOW!

OH YOU ALL GOT SOME ARCH ENEMIES NOW!

DOWN WITH GREG!