Jolt Country

BenMustard: My man is NO LONGER IDLE!
IceCreamJonsey: What up!
BenMustard: Nothing. :-(
IceCreamJonsey: Goddamn, man. Yeah... I didn't do much today either.
BenMustard: Life... just ain't my kick, man.
BenMustard: I'm sure it works for other people, and that's cool.
BenMustard: Me, I just don't think I was cut out for it.
BenMustard: Maybe it's about time to set things right.
IceCreamJonsey: An anti-lifer!

BenMustard: Come on, we can do this over AIM.
IceCreamJonsey: Can I have your laptop?
BenMustard: Then there can be a big police investigation into it.
IceCreamJonsey: Sure, sure, sure. I'd need to ensure that I saved the log, natch.
BenMustard: And this transcript will be like, GOLD on all the newsgroups!
BenMustard: YOU may have my laptop, providing that you finish Frozen Throne for me.

IceCreamJonsey: How about, instead of trying to talk you down, I just act as if I really want to see you kill yourself?
IceCreamJonsey: I don't think you should kill yourself.
BenMustard: Thanks.
IceCreamJonsey: BTW.
BenMustard: No?
BenMustard: ?
IceCreamJonsey: BTW, I mean.
IceCreamJonsey: I mean, just for the record -- "don't off yourself."
IceCreamJonsey: So it's there.
IceCreamJonsey: Somewhere.
BenMustard: Oh, right!
BenMustard: I gotcha!
BenMustard: OK, Robb! You have done your legal part in attempting to keep me from doing anything rash!
IceCreamJonsey: I would hate for you to update your LiveJournal site and then write, "My friend Jones didn't even say 'Don't die!' and call me a maggot afterwards."

BenMustard: Give me o- no, give me TWO good reasons.
IceCreamJonsey: Two good reasons not to kill yourself:
IceCreamJonsey: 1) You will one day get delectable oral sex from a beautiful woman. It won't happen when YOU are the ones sucking cocks in Hell, however.
IceCreamJonsey: 2) Warcraft IV.
BenMustard: 1) I don't see this happening. Also, I'm not a huge fan of receiving oral sex.
BenMustard: 2) Good point.

IceCreamJonsey: Er, anal sex then!
BenMustard: 1) I'm not a huge fan of receiving that either.
IceCreamJonsey: Whatever it is that gets you off.

BenMustard: Hey, I had a good run at "existence". Had a few laughs. Good times, bad times, know I've had my share.
IceCreamJonsey: Well, of course it's not going to happen if the only thing that gets swallowed around here is a bunch of pills by you, dude!
BenMustard: But I mean, how long do you need to drag this out, really?
IceCreamJonsey: Another thirty or forty years?
BenMustard: I'm just not cut out for it.
BenMustard: There's enough people anyway.
IceCreamJonsey: Sure you are! Here's another reason:
IceCreamJonsey: April 26th!
IceCreamJonsey: The day I said that I was going to release a game before taking it back and locking a thread!
IceCreamJonsey: At least give me until 4/26/04.
BenMustard: Okay.
BenMustard: But if it ain't done, that's it.
BenMustard: Bye bye Bennie.

IceCreamJonsey: Sure, sure, sure. If I don't have the game done by then, you'll kill yourself. Got it.
IceCreamJonsey: That's a deal worth reporting.
BenMustard: Yes!
BenMustard: That'll spruce up that ND base!
IceCreamJonsey: ND doesn't have deathmatch!
IceCreamJonsey: It has DEATHWATCH!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:ND

WRONG BASE!

How about you flutter those wings down to groin level and fuck me?

What could she do? Just stick her arm in your dick, whatever Jones.

Worm wrote:What could she do? Just stick her arm in your dick, whatever Jones.

She just needs to get naked, flap her wings, and try to escape. I'll provide the rest when I pulp her to smithereens using the furor of my mind.

Apparently, whether I live or die may not in fact be my choice after all! I was up on the can all night last night, and my poo today is runny and bright red!

Sweet, blessed relief, HERE I COME BABY!!!

Well, there's JCBBS for ya.

"Hey everyone, I bought Halo!"
"YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHAT KIND OF JACKASS BUYS A LAME ASS MOTHERFUCKING GAME LIKE THAT SHIT (EXCEPT DID U TRY IT ON LEGENDARY? OLOLLOLO)"


"Hey everyone, I'm contemplating suicide, and am also experiencing internal bleeding!"

<<crickets>>

Thanks buddies!

There's a special place in Hell for me, and once I get there, I'm setting up special places Hell within my own special place in Hell for each of you.

pinback wrote:Well, there's JCBBS for ya.

"Hey everyone, I bought Halo!"
"YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHAT KIND OF JACKASS BUYS A LAME ASS MOTHERFUCKING GAME LIKE THAT SHIT (EXCEPT DID U TRY IT ON LEGENDARY? OLOLLOLO)"


"Hey everyone, I'm contemplating suicide, and am also experiencing internal bleeding!"

<<crickets>>

Thanks buddies!

There's a special place in Hell for me, and once I get there, I'm setting up special places Hell within my own special place in Hell for each of you.

See if you can figure out why I may not be on IM or BBSs very much for the next month. Hint: there's a vital clue in this very thread!

Because you'll be arranging my funeral and handling the touchier aspects of distributing my estate?

Pinback, I do want you to kill yourself... WITH OLD AGE HAR HAR HAR!!

Also, play life on Legendary mode lol !!1

2 Dying 2 Log In Pin! wrote:Apparently, whether I live or die may not in fact be my choice after all! I was up on the can all night last night, and my poo today is runny and bright red!

Sweet, blessed relief, HERE I COME BABY!!!

You're probably OK.

If it was clotty and black you'd be bleeding from somewhere in the upper intestines, and that'd be a sign that you shouldn't be starting any long novels. Runny and bright red...well, has MONKEY MONKEY been by recently?

Bruce

Sure feels like it.

Goddamn!

pinback wrote:Because you'll be arranging my funeral and handling the touchier aspects of distributing my estate?

That and rebuilding you as a seething, unfeeling android.

(Or have I done that already, and this Pinback is the result? Who can tell, who can tell...)

Yeah, it'll be quite challenging to divide up your stuff. The laptop to me, the booze to Roody and the Hot Cooking Sauce to Bruce. BAM! Dead User's Estate Division Story!

Ahem.

The porn?

The spices?

The shadowing rain cloud of misery?

Vitriola wrote:The porn?

Yours.

The spices?

Yours.

The shadowing rain cloud of misery?

That actually goes away when he finally stops being a pussy and slits his own throat with a shaving razor.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:That actually goes away when he finally stops being a pussy and slits his own throat with a shaving razor.

No, that's when it absorbs the negative energy/blood clots/Bacardi and becomes bigger, stronger, and able to travel over longer distances to find a new host.