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Worst line ever

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:10 pm
by gsdgsd
Post-date, I went to meet some friends at heavy metal karaoke. It's true metal, the type Vitriola likes-- Poison, Bon Jovi, etc. My crazy Irish friend begins trying to pick up on poor, innocent girl. To plead his case, he gestures toward me and another friend-- and says "I'm not planning to fuck them up the ass tonight."

It didn't work.

Gregory