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words between warring nations

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:48 pm
by i hear everything
BenMustard: lol iI just posted on JC!
IceCreamJonsey: No!
BenMustard: HAHAHA U WERE TYPING!
IceCreamJonsey: ... Yeah. I hope you're happy.

IceCreamJonsey: I read your post! I'm crying!
IceCreamJonsey: Because of the onion flavor of your post!
BenMustard: LLOOLOL!
IceCreamJonsey: EVERYTHING SMELIN LIKE ONYAWNNNNS
BenMustard: That's mean.
IceCreamJonsey: Everything smells like onions!

IceCreamJonsey: Good work. It's nice to have you back, buddy.
BenMustard: I'm not BACK. I'm a NEW PERSON. The old Pinback is DEAD.
IceCreamJonsey: No!
IceCreamJonsey: But yes!
BenMustard: Yes.
IceCreamJonsey: The old, dead Pinback was kind of a simp. I like the new you better.
IceCreamJonsey: I ouighta send every thread that has two long posts by you and I right into the best of base.
IceCreamJonsey: It ought to go DIRECTLY there.
BenMustard: I'll rip your head off and have Newton shit down your neck for that.

BenMustard: Oh! Where are my manners? How did you fare tonight at the ballpark?
IceCreamJonsey: 0-3, overthrew a guy going for second, we got ten-runned and lost 24-14.
BenMustard: You are the Derek Jeter of the Meanstreak! A quality player going through difficult times.
IceCreamJonsey: I am dating a hotter woman than Jeet! LOL LOL HOWS MARIAH JETER!
BenMustard: Did you catch any of that lame-ass hockey game, BTW?
IceCreamJonsey: I did not. Who ended up nailing it in OT? The Flames?
BenMustard: Yes.
IceCreamJonsey: Go Canada!
BenMustard: It should have been 82-1.
IceCreamJonsey: Go Underachievers!
BenMustard: Habby Booleauxn kept it close, though.

IceCreamJonsey: What kinda TV didja get?
BenMustard: A *SHARP*!
IceCreamJonsey: How big?
BenMustard: Twenty seven rich, Corinthian inches!
IceCreamJonsey: Fucking A!
IceCreamJonsey: How much did it run you? I bought my Sony 27" thingie for $750!
BenMustard: This was $209 plus tax!
IceCreamJonsey: JEUSS FUCKING WHAT
IceCreamJonsey: WHAT?
IceCreamJonsey: WHAT IN FUCKING WHAT?!!?!
IceCreamJonsey: Is it a "flat screen"?
BenMustard: Well, the screen is not, technically, "flat".
BenMustard: Therefore, it's more visible from all parts of the room!
BenMustard: BONUS!
IceCreamJonsey: It was also not technically $500 dollars more expensive either. MOTHERCOCKHOLDERS did i get fucked over on that TV.
BenMustard: Yours is larger than 27", though.
BenMustard: AND THE TV TOO BAHRHARHEHAr-- but really, ain't yours like 32"?
IceCreamJonsey: Wait
IceCreamJonsey: Shit
IceCreamJonsey: Yeha
BenMustard: Or 35"?
IceCreamJonsey: Yeah, you're right. It's 32".
BenMustard: Ah, okay.
IceCreamJonsey: I still feel like someone fucked me up till my molars.
BenMustard: Yeah. The 32" cost like $290. I ain't MADE of money.
IceCreamJonsey: JJEUYSSUS FUCKING WHAT
IceCreamJonsey: WHAATT?
BenMustard: NOT FLAT SCREEN!
IceCreamJonsey: $290!?!?!?!! <MOTHERFUC
BenMustard: NOT FLAT SCREEN!
IceCreamJonsey: oh
IceCreamJonsey: BUT STILL
BenMustard: You loves you some FLAT motherfucking SCREEN, baby!