Jolt Country

My week-long vacation into the very nerve center of Western New York is complete! I saw :

o Da King get married to his lovely bride. Congratulations, Kingsman!

o Danzaland's new Beretta. And more, I squeezed off 15 shots myself! Ah-haa!!!

o Jethro Q. Walrusitty's new home theatre. It really is fantastic. He did a great job on it, and I can't wait to see Street Trash there someday.

How was your week, Jolt Country denizens?

Sucked.

Actually, no! I drank almost every day, well, ok, every day, ate some delicious food from more countries than the average American can locate on a map, went shopping for various sundries and little black dresses, got completely bombed for various plane trips, met and got to know better lots of cool people, saw some Lakers games until some government controlled targeted thunderstorm blew over the sat dish and broke the base, saw one of the best sunsets I've ever seen, saw some wedded bliss, drank some wedded blisses, watched a crappy movie and got totally inundated with the fat, grease, slop and lard that NY calls cuisine.

Remember whenever you went away for a werek, you'd actually put someone else in charge of things around here?

Hobgoblin was in charge for the week I was gone, and managed to start a two-page thread. I didn't want to tell anyone that because I presumed that everyone would be cruel to the substitute teacher, because when I am away all that's left is a bunch of angry degenerates who talk about come being scraped off the back of somebody's throat.

Thanks, Hobby!!!!

Well, on Friday ... I think I was playing frisbee with a few buddies. My Earth 2025 Fascist country just went nuclear. And I might go out and do something on sunday, I was thinking about one of those cheap fundraiser church dinners just to be horribly out of place.

Things were alright here. Not too exciting overall, but I did just manage to beat Vice City without having to resort to cheats like I did for GTA III.

I got off the overnight shift and drank a lot, so things were good in the South.

I found the Unlabored Flawlessness in Ninja Gaiden.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hobgoblin was in charge for the week I was gone, and managed to start a two-page thread. I didn't want to tell anyone that because I presumed that everyone would be cruel to the substitute teacher, because when I am away all that's left is a bunch of angry degenerates who talk about come being scraped off the back of somebody's throat.

Thanks, Hobby!!!!

Really? You did that? Thanks ICJ, but tell me next time........ Why?