Jolt Country

Chicken Stock:
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1. Put random leftover chicken parts in a big pot.
2. Throw in a bunch of other crap.
3. Cover with cold water.
4. Boil all to fuck for several hours!


Sweet Mango Chutney:
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1. Go to a local Indian grocery.
2. Find a jar labelled "Sweet Mango Chutney".
3. Purchase it!

(This recipe also works for "Mixed Pickle in Oil".)

Now, let's wait for Bruce to make some dumbass, pedantic comment.

pinback wrote: Sweet Magno Chutney:
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1. Go to a local Indian grocery.
2. Find a jar labelled "Sweet Mango Chutney".
3. Purchase it!

(This recipe also works for "Mixed Pickle in Oil".)

FUCK YOU! I tried that, and my "Mixed Pickle in Oil" was indistinguishable from "Sweet Mango Chutney."

Perhaps I should have bought the jar labelled "Mixed Pickle in Oil" instead.

Bruce

Four minutes! A new record!

In these parts you can't buy mango chutney, at least I couldn't find it. So I took canned mango and chutney. That worked pretty well.