Jolt Country

Pinback's comment about pawns in his match against Debaser got me thinking about trying to play a game, only using pawns. In fact, I think I'm going to try to go as far as I can directing just one. Anyone, feel free to jump in!


Okay, my first move is.....

>i
You are carrying nothing
You are wearing a shirt, some jeans and a wristband
>

THIS IS SO EXCITING!

My move.

>x pants
The pants you are wearing are Dockers Stainguard, they repel most liquids and have some discolorizations because that's the price of advancement.