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AD&D Edition 4 Prievew!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:39 am
by Knuckles the CLown
D & D Edition 4 Preview.

Haha you losers have a “base” dedicated to Comic Books and AD&D. Why not have OXY and Frito-Lay sponsor this. Anyhow I’ve obtained some secret info for AD&D Edition four. While “borrowing” my neighbor Herman Delacroix’s outside power outlet to plug in my air conditioner, I stumbled upon some notes in his garbage. He works for TRS or whatever fags write this shit.

New Weapons

Sword of Fopping
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Damage 1d12
Effects: Any direct hit gives a plus 15 to Charisma and bears a 90% chance of turning even the most rugged of characters into Bards or Jesters for 5 rounds. A successful saving throw resists the attack, but results in a lisp and limp wrist for 1 round.

Dagger of Preening

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Damage: 1d6
Effects: An unsuccessful saving throw will cause the attacked to believe he is suffering from Lycanthropy. He of course isn’t but while be prowling around like cat women for 2 rounds for other NPC’s amusement.

Magic Darts of Pantsing

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Damage: 1d4
Effects: Characters must make successful saving throw or have his greaves removed. If the character is a gnome, dwarf or half-orc other characters must make willpower saving throw, if they fail that will suffer from horror and flee the encounter. If the character is female Halfling, elf or Human and others in the party witness the pantsing, they will suffer the effects of being “stoned” for 1 round and forfeit their attack.
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NEXT NEW SPELLS!

LOL

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:51 am
by Reality Check
Knuckles is the funniest poster on this board. He is almost single-handedly keeping this place from drying up and blowing away.

Re: LOL

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:02 pm
by ND, Chess, Recipe, Movie
Reality Check wrote:Knuckles is the funniest poster on this board. He is almost single-handedly keeping this place from drying up and blowing away.

:_(

Re: LOL

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:18 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
ND, Chess, Recipe, Movie wrote:
Reality Check wrote:Knuckles is the funniest poster on this board. He is almost single-handedly keeping this place from drying up and blowing away.

:_(
Yeah, I am hoping we'll grab some new people with the release of ND, like we did for the last few.

Maybe when the for-sale version goes up. People who have spent $10 on it might come here to yell at me because they are so angry for having spent ten bucks on it.

SPELLS!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:12 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
Spells

Dr. Frank Muhameds Bank Account Eraser:
Cast time: 1
Duration 8 rounds:
Effect: 20’
School: Illusion

When cast this spell creates a telepathic connection between the caster and affected creature. The creature is asked to provide important information about where he stores his goods, gold and weapons in exchanged for future riches in the sum of 25 millions gold pieces left behind by an assinated politically persecuted Arch-Mage. Creatures/characters with intelligence under 8 imediatley surrender all of their gold.

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Frock’s Burning Sensation

Cast Time 1
Duration: Constant Affect
Effect: 1 Creature/Humaniod
School: Summoning/Destruction



When cast the caster channels the spirit of Frock the Half-Orc lover through the affected characters/creatures genitals. The character must visit an Alchamist and receive a swab and prescription for penicillian.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:25 pm
by Worm
Knuckles, you are the kind of person to make your own thread totally unreadable by posting a picture too big in it. Now I missed out on all the great humor.

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:58 am
by Reality Check
He probably learned it from watching pinback's posts.

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:22 am
by Knuckles the CLown
THAT SOB SHERWIN SAID HE'D FIX IT! I DON'T HAVE WEB SPACE!

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:16 am
by Worm
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Use this one maybe?

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:59 am
by Casual Observer
Knuckles the CLown wrote:THAT SOB SHERWIN SAID HE'D FIX IT! I DON'T HAVE WEB SPACE!
Knuckles, just sign up for Yahoo Photos. You can fix your images on your computer and then upload and link to them.

http://login.yahoo.com/config/login?.sr ... yahoo.com/

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:27 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
BUT ROBB SAID--------SIGH-