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Dessert requests
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:35 pm
by gsdgsd
So, I may be making dinner for a charming young lady of my acquaintance sometime next week.
Now, should it happen, the dinner menu is fine. Taken care of-- I know what I'll make.
However, I've never been a big dessert person-- not much of a sweet tooth. But, I think one would be a good move here. Preferably one that won't take a ton of time.
Suggestions?
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:41 pm
by Worm
Like one of those messed up coffee things with frosting and crap?
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:45 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
Use Skim Milk in all desserts. It'll keep her thighs from curdling.
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:23 pm
by Lysander
Make her the dessert. With a sweet chocolate sauce/whiped cream topping.
Lysander--he's here to HELP!
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:33 pm
by Casual Observer
I used to work in a fine dining restaurant and I learned a simple but elegant dessert:
Strawberries Romanov
Strawberries cut up
Pound Cake
Grand Marnier
Whipped Cream
Marinate the cut up strawberries for a few hours in Grand Marnier.
Layer pound cake and strawberries in a dish or glass and top with whipped cream. Drizzle Grand Marnier over the top.
It's elegant and helps to get her drunk.
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:37 pm
by chris
What kind of dessert you make depends a lot on what kind of dinner you make. You don't want to serve her Beef Wellington for dinner, then offer up some "pudding in a cloud" for dessert.
Fill us in on the dinner plans, and I'm sure we can come up with an appropriate dessert. Something with chocolate in it always works...who doesn't like chocolate?
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:02 pm
by Vitriola
Easy desserts:
Pies
Strawberry shortcake (although pretty much every female knows this is the 'easy' dessert)
Sundaes (benefit of making little hearts with chocolate syrup that can easily be passed off as 'coincidence' if she thinks it's too gay/forward)
Various fruit crisps/cobblers that can be bought in a box kit
Tiramisu
Sperm
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:05 pm
by bruce
Vitriola wrote:(benefit of making little hearts with chocolate syrup that can easily be passed off as 'coincidence' if she thinks it's too gay/forward)
If she thinks it's coincidence she's too stupid to boink anyway.
Vitriola wrote:Sperm
Hey, come on over to my house, and I'll whip you up some dessert.
Bruce
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:06 pm
by Reality Check
Vitriola wrote:Sperm
V, please enlighten us about the magic of Sperm for easy dessert.
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:12 pm
by Vitriola
Perfact compliment to a dinner of alcohol and subtle confidence undermining, you stealer of gimmick accounts.
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:24 pm
by bruce
Vitriola wrote:Perfact compliment
ITYM "perfect complement," Little Miss Spermy Lips.
Bruce
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:25 pm
by Karate Expert
Vitriola wrote:Perfact compliment to a dinner of alcohol and subtle confidence undermining, you stealer of gimmick accounts.
FIGHT!
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:46 pm
by pinback
This BBS was so much better when I was still here.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:17 am
by Reality Check
Vitriola wrote:Perfact compliment to a dinner of alcohol and subtle confidence undermining, you stealer of gimmick accounts.
What's fun about this gimmick account is that anybody can log in as me by using the password "blahblah" - it says so right in the profile.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:46 am
by Reality Check
Huh. That's a good point.
Can a gimmick account said to have been "stolen" if it is essentially given to the public via its own self-described nature?
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:48 am
by GAYBOT
Interesting. You've given us an awful lot to think about, Reality Check.
Oh yeah. Uh. More tit-fucking based content, I guess.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:35 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
GAYBOT wrote:Oh yeah. Uh. More tit-fucking based content, I guess.
You disgust me.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:35 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Also, in unrelated news... I live a CHARMED LIFE.