Jolt Country

1234 Francis is finally moved into! We've had one minor inaugural party, but now its time to get serious. Before we can get serious, we need to name the house. What's a house without a slick name? Yes, still a house, but far LESSER a house, I assure you.

Here's a few examples from around Atlanta:

The Palace
La Casa
Headquarters
D-Pad*
C-Fort
The 418
The Slaughterhouse
The Robot House
The JAB House**

Surely we can come up with something better than that! Personally, I wanted to be simply known as the Liquor Lovers, but that suggestion didn't pass the vote. This is where you come in -- please submit any and all suggestions! Hurry! The party is this Thursday and fliers are waiting.


*D... for Decatur, Georgia
**I'm unsure as the meaning of "JAB"

How about "Baby Straight", named primarily for the street address (1234), but also to suggest to any passing ladies that the male residents of the household are most definitely heterosexual.

Or "Franky Five Angels", named for the name of the street, and also a good Godfather II reference.

pinback wrote:Or "Franky Five Angels", named for the name of the street, and also a good Godfather II reference.

Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue easily. Also, I feel the Godfather II reference will be lost on many.

pinback wrote:How about "Baby Straight", named primarily for the street address (1234), but also to suggest to any passing ladies that the male residents of the household are most definitely heterosexual.

Have any better suggestions you've been saving?

Let's mention some of the various features of the house:

Lots of liquor. The house is supposedly +/- 100 years old. There's a brown recluse spider infestation. Uh...

ChainGangGuy wrote:

pinback wrote:How about "Baby Straight", named primarily for the street address (1234), but also to suggest to any passing ladies that the male residents of the household are most definitely heterosexual.

Have any better suggestions you've been saving?

Yes, but just for that comment, I will not reveal them to you. Wait, here's one, how about the HOUSE OF DICKS.

Or ASSHOLE CENTRAL? Or the GAY maggot HOUSE FOR HOMOS?

Or the DOUCHEBAG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD??!

You like any of THOSE suggestions, BITCH???

Hmmmmmm..


Twelve-Thirty Four.

That's all you need .

Such as;
"Hey, let's go back to Twelve Thirty Four and crack a Jack"

or;
"Party at Twelve Thirty Four! Get the ride warmed up!"



THE
HELPFUL
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ChainGangGuy wrote: The Palace
La Casa
Headquarters

I mean, really. Maybe just "Our House"?

ChainGangGuy wrote: D-Pad*
C-Fort
The 418
The Slaughterhouse

Wait are you running a bar? Those all would look alright on a neon sign.

ChainGangGuy wrote: The Robot House

Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me; but, is this taken from Futurama?

ChainGangGuy wrote: The JAB House**
**I'm unsure as the meaning of "JAB"

I'd hate to think it would be "penetration" as you could just go for "haha fart - pinback" as the name then. I think you should have like a free flowing acronym or initialism it works for M.D.C..

That's "fart hehe", Worm.

You could call it....


wait for it....

ONE TWO THREE FOUR!

Or, you know, "Common Time."

Bruce

I'm down with the Twelve Thirty-four suggestion. yeah. that wins.