Jolt Country

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote:Yeah, and he, she, it, whatever has senority on both of you bastards. Casual barely posts and . . . blah blah blah.

True, but if I posted here more often then I couldn't really call myself a casual observer. My name might have to be "Active Poster" or "Nerd" or "Geek" or "Loser" or something equally pathetic.

Oh, we're going for fucking board name meaning here? Why the fuck did you ever post if you're observing? I mean, this chain of reasoning is idiotic. You're a lurker who turned out to be a shitty poster. No nick could contain that, hold "lurker turned shitty poster".

Worm wrote:Oh, blah blah blah blah blah.

You took four whole days to come up with that response? I bet you drag down the average IQ of your state, even if it is Pennsylvania.

Worm wrote:Why the fuck did you ever post if you're observing?

Don't you know this? I started posting because some moron named Worm kept making ignorant statements that I just could no longer ignore.

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote:Oh, blah blah blah blah blah.

You took four whole days to come up with that response? I bet you drag down the average IQ of your state, even if it is Pennsylvania.

Yeah, and your "blah blah blah" angle is totally fresh. I just haven't been sitting her getting e-mail reminders for each reply to one of my posts and slamming my refresh key. There is no excuse for accepting I.Q. as a true measure of intelligence, either.

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote:Why the fuck did you ever post if you're observing?

Don't you know this? I started posting because some moron named Worm kept making ignorant statements that I just could no longer ignore.

I meant within the constraints of your "board names mean something" game. Just change your nick to "not a dweeby fag like 'Worm' the dweeby fag" and get over yourself.

Worm wrote:I just haven't been sitting her getting e-mail reminders for each reply to one of my posts and slamming my refresh key.

Of course, you did respond to me after a mere 6 minutes this time.

Worm wrote: There is no excuse for accepting I.Q. as a true measure of intelligence, either.

Ouch, I guess my insult must have had even more truth to it than I realized. Sorry to hurt your feelings.

Worm wrote:Just change your nick to "not a dweeby fag like 'Worm' the dweeby fag" and get over yourself.

Worm, how would you define the <i>magic</i> of being a dweeby fag?

Casual Observer, how would you define the <i>magic</i> of being not a dweeby fag like Worm the dweeby fag?

Knuckles, how would you define the <i>magic</i> of a dweeby faggy phrase like "how would you define the <i>magic</i> of <i>x</i> ?"

Bruce

Bruce, how would you define the "magic" of running a running gag straight into the ground?

Worm, how would you describe the "magic" of being continually outwitted and intellectually outmatched????

Ice Cream Jonsey, how would you define the "magic" of having your BBS turned into a raging, steaming, diseased crapheap right under your very nose?

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote:I just haven't been sitting her getting e-mail reminders for each reply to one of my posts and slamming my refresh key.

Of course, you did respond to me after a mere 6 minutes this time.

Wow, I didn't think you'd reply with a Xerox of what I thought you would post. I am the computer thusly my speedy reply. When it was a day, I was away from the computer and missed your post. Do we even need to go over this?

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote: There is no excuse for accepting I.Q. as a true measure of intelligence, either.

Ouch, I guess my insult must have had even more truth to it than I realized. Sorry to hurt your feelings.

What insult? "UR DUMB"? I'm going to type this once. Just because a test has the word "Intelligence" in the initialism for it doesn't mean it represents that whatsoever. I know that's a hell of a hurdle to jump, it does indeed promise a quotient of the person's intelligence, though sadly it's not that easy. Just don't dress up posts where you're calling me dumb with mention of some method of testing intelligence that only idiots really believe does anything but test a persons ability to take an I.Q. test. You're not a smart person, not an interesting person, not at least on this board.

There are people here who are funnier, smarter, and just better people than you. I don't know how I'd perceive you if I had actually met you but your ability to use this message board to communicate and represent yourself is pathetic. So really, head down to Gamefaqs or some other little RPG board if you want to post, just don't post here where you're going to be constantly dwarfed by people who have this whole "Bulletin Board System" shit down.

Reality Check wrote:Worm, how would you describe the "magic" of being continually outwitted and intellectually outmatched????

What? Where? Oh, where Casual Made that great joke about the time between his post and mine being nothing more than me puzzling out a great reply? Where he used "blah blah blah " to illustrate the ultimate worthless quality of what I typed? Where he called anyone who regularly posted "Nerd" or "Geek" or "Loser"? Where he attempted to staunchly interpret his own board nick and totally failed? I mean really, where was I outwitted?

Worm wrote:waaa, waa, waa

I bow to the great and merciful and ultimate brain, Worm.

pinback wrote:Ice Cream Jonsey, how would you define the "magic" of having your BBS turned into a raging, steaming, diseased crapheap right under your very nose?

I call this "large threads I have not enjoyed."

Me


Casual Observer

Worm, I think you meant "whiner"

Casual Observer wrote:Worm, I think you meant "whiner"

Wow, what a turn around. You misspelled "I'm a total fucking moron who attempted to obstinately interpret the nickname I use on this board and seemingly failed because I don't know what the words casual and observer mean. But, actually I was thwarted by trying too hard to slip in the 'EVERYONE HERE IS A maggot' angle."

I'm sure you think you're some motherfucking cool kid here because you have 100 odd posts. And ICJ must be some arch fag with his 5000 posts. I mean it's just bad form to go for something like that, that's why people usually stomp off after that line. It's not funny, it's not clever, you're just barely human to the people on this board.

LURKER, TROLLS OH MY! YOU LOSERS SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY SOMEONE READS YOUR LAME POSTS AND LISTENS TO ALL OF YOUR ENDLESS PROBLEMS!

Knuckles the CLown wrote:LURKER, TROLLS OH MY! YOU LOSERS SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY SOMEONE READS YOUR LAME POSTS AND LISTENS TO ALL OF YOUR ENDLESS PROBLEMS!

This is perfectly acceptable from Knux because he isn't a real human being, or at least not much of one.

Worm wrote:Yeah, and he, she, it, whatever has senority on both of you bastards. Casual barely posts . . .

Fact is that you are a fucking piece of shit loser. You actually continued the joke about Lysander but thought it was witty to insult me while you did so. I made the dig about how often people post on this board specifically because you did this. If you had half a brain then you would have realized that this was a response to what you said instead of some broad attack against people like you who have no life except posting on fucking internet sites.

That is what makes you a

Knuckles the CLown wrote:LURKER, TROLLS OH MY! YOU LOSERS SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY SOMEONE READS YOUR LAME POSTS AND LISTENS TO ALL OF YOUR ENDLESS PROBLEMS!

I'm just pretty satisfied that Worm probably used two of his last three brain cells coming up with all of those witty insults.

Oops, I meant whiny.

This is perfectly acceptable from Knux because he isn't a real human being, or at least not much of one.

I prefer the latter.