Jolt Country

Bitches = people I do not like

This includes, and is exclusive to-- female dogs who lick themselves incessantly and shit on my lawn.

I find it Ironic that I do not dislike any other group so much as this and that these bitches are the only bitches that I would call bitches.

I mean, fuck these bitches.

When I call on y'all to fuck these bitches, I mean, come on now, be sensible, send your male dogs, please.

If not, at least send your retards.

Don't be offended by that last statement. Pinback is used to being called that.

Beau Brooks wrote the above and would almost testify to same

Brooksy is cool. Lots of people play the ol' internet drinking game of "drink a beer every time you post a message."

My man drinks a beer every time he hits the space bar.

I think capitalizing ironic is a bold artistic statement.