Goodspeak
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:01 pm
The soap dispenser at Safeway was labelled thus:
"Contamination Control Center"
The paper towel dispenser:
"Hazard Activity Critical Control Point"
My port wine cheez spread bought at Safeway:
"Cold Pack Cheese Food"
TOO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT, SAFEWAY.
This is why I shop at King Soopers, the gayest name for a grocery store since the Renaissance.
Sorry, the Noblesse Oblige Nondenominational Society Entailing Nonpaganism, Secularism, and Enforcement (NONSENSE).
"Contamination Control Center"
The paper towel dispenser:
"Hazard Activity Critical Control Point"
My port wine cheez spread bought at Safeway:
"Cold Pack Cheese Food"
TOO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT, SAFEWAY.
This is why I shop at King Soopers, the gayest name for a grocery store since the Renaissance.
Sorry, the Noblesse Oblige Nondenominational Society Entailing Nonpaganism, Secularism, and Enforcement (NONSENSE).