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Last call, folks.

Drink up.

Bruce

Now we will see who really are the immortals, vampires, and powerful warlocks/witches.

url=every idiot who claimed that shit online

Eh... We had a good run. Not nearly as long as the dinosaurs, but at least we had more fun. And our arms work(ed).

The agency said the diplomatic source raised the possibility of a nuclear text blast or an accidental explosion. It quoted a source in Washington as saying the incident could be related to a natural disaster such as a forest fire.

I never thought we'd die by tree.

Okay, here's my list right now:

1. Twelve boxes of nutri-grain bars, rasberry flavor.

2. New car. I was going to buy one anyway, but now four-wheel drive seems like a damn good idea. On the upside, I can finance like a mother now, because who the fuck cares.

3. Second pair of sunglasses for second, mutant, head.

4. One of those big canteen backpacks fratboys fill with vodka when they attend home games.

5. Enough vodka to fill big canteen backpack.

6. Gel and purple hair dye for post-apocolyptic mohawk(s).

7. Hunting rifle.

8. Free trial gym membership. I don't think I can effectively be Lord of the Wasteland at 6', 150 lbs.

9. Bunch of metal plates I can weld into a crude suit of armor.

10. Sodering iron.

11. Two pairs of safety goggles.

12. Large dog of indeterminate breed.

Wow that's a lot of stuff. Luckily my birthday's coming up, so maybe I can chuck together an Amazon wishlist.

Vitriola wrote:

The agency said the diplomatic source raised the possibility of a nuclear text blast or an accidental explosion. It quoted a source in Washington as saying the incident could be related to a natural disaster such as a forest fire.

I never thought we'd die by tree.

Reagan <i>did</i> warn us, you know.

Bruce

Vitriola wrote:I never thought we'd die by tree.

Many folks have made that mistake.

Debaser wrote: 6. Gel and purple hair dye for post-apocolyptic mohawk(s).

Okay, what you want is blue glue. You won't be able to get enough hair gel and it will wear off after awhile. I was thinking of doing one this year but there really is not reason if it's not 6 inches plus.

You could say that I died by tree.

bob marley's ghost wrote:You could say that I died by tree.

:(

The government is telling us it's not a nuke. Oh! Well, that's settled then.

Remember that other thing that produces the mushroom cloud? Seriously, what the fuck. Has Il Jong started employing wizards or something?

I remember Young Einstein trying to make bubbly beer and nuking a small shed....But that wasn't real, was it.

Maybe the NVA Charlies are brewing beer...or something..

I heard it was a forest fire, or maybe a train hitting power lines, or something.


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The North Koreans "know this would not be a sensible step for them to take," he said. "And it is not just the reaction that they might see in the United States; it's their own neighbors."

Since when does North Korea act sensibly?? WTF POWELL

Well, what we should do is invade North Korea in 20 years and then every Democrat and liberal here can say that North Korea has no weapons of mass destruction and roadside picket.