Jolt Country

OK, I should state that any sort of venture you guys want to prop is perfectly fine to prop here. Have a personal website? Link it. Have a bunch of songs on MP3.com? Tell us all about it. Get an article of yours published somewhere? LINK US UP. With that in mind, here's a link to check out:

Pinback's Web Central II: http://home.earthlink.net/~pinback/

PWC2 Bulletin board: http://www.voy.com/47897/


Ben is far, far too humble to clue us all into this himself, so I am doing it for him. Later, I will be servicing the lady of his life with intercourse for much the same reason. Unless of course, he has declined in mentioning his sites because he hates us all and doesn't want us anywhere near his website, which is quite probable too. But. Anyway.

Be sure to read the "Introductions" that he has up on PWC2. I can say without pause or doubt that they are among the finest examples of regular content that I have encountered on the Internet. (He has his Introductions archived from the first version of PWC as well, but they are sort of archived in a hard-to-find manner. Think of it like a puzzle! A puzzle with a true payoff! At last!)

Soon, you too will know the origin of the phrase, "Bye-bye, Grampa loves you"!

Yes, you too can read about the exciting adventures of myself, as I embark on such fascinating journeys as:

1. Not working when I'm supposed to be.
2. Not writing anything.
3. Bitching about how I never write anything and can't think of anything to write about.
4. Bitching about how I'm not working when I'm supposed to be, which keeps me from working.
5. Bitching about how I'm not writing, which keeps me from writing.
6. Bitching about how I'm not working when I'm supposed to be, which keeps me from writing.
7. Cats.
8. Chinese food delivery.
9. Physical deformities.
10. Poems about feces.

Every moment you spend not scouring over that website is another moment you'll regret not having wasted.

Ha, ha!! Ha... er... what are you doing, man? Keep it down! I'm trying to give you the recognition and slap on the back that you so richly deserve! Why you give me SOJ here over this??

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains, JC Forum Dwellers! The man himself is far too humble and full of self-hate to be trusted on the subject of himself!