The Most Important Question In History

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:36 pm

And, you HAVE to vote for one of them. I don't care if you hate 'em both, or you don't even EAT burgers, or you don't even eat SOLID FOOD, or what.

Just quit being a dick and pick one.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:14 pm

I like both, it's always either Mayo + Mustard, Mustard + Ketchup, or Mayo + Ketchup.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:31 pm

Why isn't Ketchup one of the choices?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:32 pm

Because Ketchup never, ever, ever belongs on, over, or underneath, a hamburger. Never.

Ever.

You want it with your fries? Be my guest. But if I see red sauce dripping off the sides of your burger, you will have to answer to me.

And the question will be, "How many times would you like me to punch you in the face, twelve, or seventeen?"

Theresa Kerry · Post by **Theresa Kerry** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:04 pm

That's it pinner, you're dead meat.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:09 pm

pinback wrote:Because Ketchup never, ever, ever belongs on, over, or underneath, a hamburger. Never.

Ever.

You want it with your fries? Be my guest. But if I see red sauce dripping off the sides of your burger, you will have to answer to me.

And the question will be, "How many times would you like me to punch you in the face, twelve, or seventeen?"

Mayonaisse on a hamburger, but no ketchup? Ketchup on French Fries? No no no. Ketchup on French Fries is the ultimate sign of someone with no taste in anything. Ketchup and Mustard on the hamburger, mayonaisse goes on cold sandwiches. I suppose you could set out some mayonaisse based dips for the fries if you absolutely have to go dippin' with your fries or just to complete the trifecta.

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:00 pm

Mustard, J.F. and Sunshine, J.M., 1995. Seeing through the dust: martian crustal heterogeneity and links to the SNC meteorites. Science 267, pp. 1623–1626.

n/t

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:08 pm

Mayo on chicken burgers, ketchup on fries, and whatever barbeque sauce has the fat grinning black guy in the chef's hat on the label for burgers. Seriously. You'd want something made of eggs and fetuses over what the fat happy black guy's ancestors spent entire generations cooking up, forking over to the white man in exchange for the life and freedom of one of their children and a chance to vote 100 years into the future? Niger, please.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:15 pm

Vitriola wrote:ketchup on fries

To reiterate: Ugh.

Potatoes in all forms, including french fries, are essentially a condoment/seasoning delivery system. They have very little taste on their own and even the better ones are overwhelmed by anything you put on them beyond salt. If you put ketchup on fries you are essentially just eating ketchup which is like two steps below just eating tomatoes and otherwise indicitave of a poor upbringing.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:24 pm

Where was it that I said that fries and chips were anything but a grease and salt fix? WHO'S BEEN FILLING YOUR PRETTY HEAD FULL OF LIES????

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:26 am

No, No, NO, ketchup - EVER! Katsup is chocked full o' high-fructose corn syrup. So if you're down with diabetes, keep guzzling that swill, I for one, will stick to salsa.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:08 am

I wish KNuckles would come in here and tell us that any man who likes mayo is obviously a FAG.

Bruce

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:51 am

KNuckles does not seem like the type of person who is ever far from a mayonnaise jar.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:50 am

Mayonaise (n. from old Noridic- meaning "man cream") IS indeed for fags. It belongs on subs, grinders, torpedos or Heroes.
I CAN say most of you pork balls need to stay away from the meat and mayo.

If you want to find out how to eat a or make a hamburger do something that is compeletly against your codes. Ask a minority. Minorites know good food and how to prepare good food. It helps combat the shame of being put down by whitey and having smaller brains.

I asked Lionel "the Negro" who lives in a food court dumpster how he likes his burgers. He says he won't touch any of that shit Burger King throws out cause when you mix lettuce and mayo on a burger (WHOPPER)you are basically sticking coleslaw on it. The only people who eat coleslaw are people that find making macaroni salad too much of a commitment.

I've noticed what you people eat. Pinback slapped a piece of roast beef slathered in cheez whiz on a hot dog bun and called it a Philly cheesesteak. One look at that picture and I'd rather eat crotch fungus. That numbskull Chris eats a lot of hamburgers, why don't you ask him?

Sincerley,

Chef BoyareKnuckles

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:52 am

bruce wrote:I wish KNuckles would come in here and tell us that any man who likes mayo is obviously a FAG.

Bruce

No, anybody named Bruce after 1945 is a fag.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:55 am

One more thing
Ketchup and Mustard by themselves are more disgusting than a Jolt Country pinup calendar.

Together they are a taste sensation.

Good night, I'm gonna go stare out my window and watch the two ugly people next door have sex.

chris · Post by **chris** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:37 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote: That numbskull Chris eats a lot of hamburgers, why don't you ask him?

You talkin' about me, slappy?

Personally, I think any adult male who puts ketchup or mayo on a hot dog or a hamburger is a FAG. Mustard (and some onions) ONLY.

Bruce Springsteen · Post by **Bruce Springsteen** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:23 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:No, anybody named Bruce after 1945 is a fag.

:(

Bruce Campbell · Post by **Bruce Campbell** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:24 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:No, anybody named Bruce after 1945 is a fag.

:(

Bruce Boxleitner · Post by **Bruce Boxleitner** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:24 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:No, anybody named Bruce after 1945 is a fag.

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