Jolt Country

--- ikolichambers3 <ikolichambers3@libero.it> wrote:

> Dear Sir
>
> I am Barrister George Ikoli . I am the personal
> Attorney To Mr. Eric
> Smith, national of your country, who lived in
> Nigeria,here in after shall be
> referred to as my client.
>
> On the 21st of April 1999, my client was involved in
> a car accident along Sagbama
> express road. All occupants of the vehicle
> unfortunately lost their lives. I have
> contacted you to assist in repatriating the money
> Left behind by my client before
> they get confiscated or declared Unserviceable by
> the Finance House where this huge
> deposit was lodged. Particularly, the (MISSISSIPPI
> FINANCE COMPANY) where the
> deceased had an Account valued at about 10.5 million
> dollars, has issued me a notice
> to Provide the Next of kin or have the account
> confiscated within the next Twenty
> official working days.
>
>
> Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the
> relatives, I now seek Your consent to
> present you as the next of kin of the deceased since
> You have the same last name so
> that the Proceeds of this account Valued at
> US$10.5million dollars can be paid to
> you.
>
> If you agree, we can discuss your percentage. I have
> all Necessary Legal documents
> that can be used to back up any claim we may make.
>
> All I require is your honest cooperation to enable
> us seeing this Deal through. I
> guarantee that this will be executed under a
> legitimate Arrangement that will protect
> you from any breach of the law.
>
> Awaiting your response for more briefings.
>
> Best regards,
>
> Barr. George Ikoli


I will help in any way I can. Provided you are not a filthy negro.

Knuckles

--- ikolichambers3 <ikolichambers3@libero.it> wrote:

> DEAR Knuckles,
>
> THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE. PLEASE FIND BELOW THE
> DETAILS PROCEDURES THAT WILL BE EMPLOY TO ENSURE A
> SMOOTH PROCESSING OF THIS INHERITANCE CLAIM TO THE
> FUNDS DEPOSIT OF ERIC SMITH WHOM YOU ARE GOING TO
> BE PRESENTED AS HIS NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY TO HIS
> FUNDS AND PROPERTY ESTATE. IT IS VERY CLEAR THAT YOU
> ARE NOT ERIC SMITH RELATION BUT BECAUSE DURING MY
> SEARCH YOU APPEARS IN THE SEARCH AS THE SAME SURNAME
> WITH HIM MAKES YOU TO BE LEGALLY ACCEPTABLE TO STAND
> AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND MAKE CLAIMS ON THIS
> INHERITANCE ISSUE.
>
> FIRSTLY, I WILL LIKE TO CLEARLY MAKE YOU
> UNDERSTAND,THAT LEGALLY, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY
> ABOUT, AS FAR AS THIS INHERITANCE CLAIM IS
> CONCERNED. AS A LAWYER WITH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, I
> MAKE BOLD TO SAY WITH FULL AUTHORITY, THAT THIS
> BUSINESS IS 100% LEGAL, AND SAFE.
> I WAS HE LAWYER .THIS LEGALLY, MEANS THAT I AM
> MANDATED TO CARRY OUT ANY BUSINESS DEALINGS ON HIS
> BEHALF, AS IF HE WAS PRESENT. I WAS HIS LAWYER FOR
> SEVERAL YEARS, UNTIL HIS DEATH.I WAS HIS CLOSEST
> CONFIDANT. AS EXPLAINED ABOVE, THE DECEASED HAD NO
> NEXT OF KIN TO INHERIT THE MENTIONED AMOUNT AND HIS
> ENTIRE ESTATE.BEEN THE DECEASED LAWYER, I AM THE
> ONLY PERSON WHO CAN CONFIRM TO THE BANK, THE CLAIM
> OF ANY NEXT OF KIN, AND ALSO ADVICE THE BANK TO
> EFFECT PAYMENT TO SUCH A BENEFICIARY.
> THE REASON THAT YOU WERE CONTACTED, IS BECAUSE YOU
> BEAR THE SAME SURNAME AS THE DECEASED, AND THAT THE
> DECEASED MIGRATED FROM YOUR COUNTRY DOWN TO NIGERIA.
> I WANT YOU TO PUT IN A CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO
> THE DECEASED.WHEN I AUTHORIZE THE PAYMENT TO YOU,
> AND THE MONEY GETS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU WILL TAKE
> 40% WHILE I TAKE 60%. IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS, THEN
> THIS IS HOW WE ARE GOING TO PROGRESS WITH BUSINESS-:
> (A).
> I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE RECENT BANK STATEMENT OF
> THE DECEASED, AND HIS DEATH CERTIFICATE.THERE IS NO
> WILL LEFT BY MY LATE CLIENT,SO THERE IS NO WILL
> INOVLEMENT IN THIS TRANSFER, DO UNDERSTAND ME.
> (B).
> YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO ENGAGE THE SERVICES OF A
> PROBATE LAWYER, THE REASON WHY WE HAVE TO ENGAGE THE
> SERVICES OF A PROBATE LAWYER IS BECAUSE MY AREA OF
> SPECIALIZATION IS NOT ON PROBATE ADMINISTRATION. WE
> WILL ENGAGE THE SERVICES OF A REGISTERED PROBATE
> LAWYER HERE IN NIGERIA WHO WILL PROFESSIONALLY ACT
> ON YOUR BEHALF, AS YOUR ATTORNEY. SUCH A LAWYER SO
> HIRED, MUST BE DULY REGISTERED IN NIGERIA, AND
> PRACTICES IN NIGERIA. THE ATTORNEY WILL PROCESS ALL
> THE REQUIRED LEGAL BACK UP DOCUMENTS FROM THE
> PROBATE HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA, AND FORWARD SAME TO
> THE BANK WITH THE BANKS APPLICATION FORM FOR
> INHERITANCE CLAIMS, ON YOUR BEHALF.
> (C).
> WHEN THE BANK RECEIVES YOUR CLAIMS APPLICATION, THEY
> WILL IMMEDIATELY DRAW MY ATTENTION TO IT, NOTIFYING
> ME THAT SOME ONE HAS PUT IN A CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF
> KIN TO THE DECEASED. I WILL BE ASKED BY THE BANK TO
> VERIFY THE GENUINESS OF THE SAID CLAIM, AND
> RECOMMEND TO THEM, WHAT ACTION THEY SHOULD TAKE AS
> REGARDS PAYMENT.
> (D).
> THE BANK ON THE RECEIPT OF MY CONFIRMATION, WILL NOW
> GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU, THROUGH YOUR ATTORNEY, ASKING
> THAT YOU PRESENT THEM WITH YOUR BANKING COORDINATES,
> SO THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO YOUR
> NORMINATED ACCOUNT.
> (E).
> WHEN THE BANK RECEIVES YOUR BANKING INFORMATION,
> THEY WILL RELEASE THE MONEY INTO YOUR NOMINATED
> ACCOUNT. THE ABOVE IS A VERY CONCISE EXPLANATION OF
> THE ENTIRE PROCESS OF THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
> THIS MENTIONED PROCESS, WILL ONLY TAKE TEN BANKING
> DAYS TO COMPLETE, FROM THE DAY THAT YOUR ATTORNEY
> SUBMITS THE PAPERS TO THE BANK. NOW, I WILL ONLY DO
> THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU, ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU
> WILL PROMISE TO BE ABSOLUTELY HONEST WITH ME, AND
> THAT YOU WILL RESPECT THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THIS
> BUSINESS TRANSACTION, AND KEEP IT AS SUCH.
> AGAIN WE WILL HAVE TO FAMILIARIZE OURSELVES, BY
> PROVIDING A PICTURE IDENTITY OF OURSELVES, SO THAT
> WE CAN BOTH KNOW WHOM WE ARE DEALING WITH BUSINESS
> WISE. I WILL NEED TO SEE YOUR IDENTITY, AND YOUR
> POSTAL AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS. IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE
> VERY MUCH READY TO PROCEED, THIS IS MY CONTACT.
> TEL:234-803- 321-4650. YOU HAVE TO CALL ME WITH THIS
> TELEPHONE NUMBER.
>
> WARMEST REGARDS
> GEORGE IKOLI (ESQ)


Can't you just send me a check? Or paypal?

Knuckles

It was at this point things got interesting. I went through my junk mail and found a flier from the company that ripped me off on my last car. I gave George the number and told him to ask for Kris. He's a fat service manager.






--- ikolichambers3 <ikolichambers3@libero.it> wrote:

> DEAR Knuckles,
>
> THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. I CAN NOT SEND YOU ANY CHECK
> NOW OR PAYPAL BECAUSE THIS FUND HAVE NOT BE RELEASE
> OK. WE HAVE TO GET THE NECCESSARY STEPS FOR THE
> RELEASE OF THIS FUND AND HAVE IT SENT TO YOU EITHER
> IN CHECK OR PAYPAL .SO LET US PUT OUR MINDS AND HEAD
> TOGETHER AND HAVE THIS SORTED OUT.
>
> GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER TO CALL YOU AND
> EXPLAIN MORE TO YOU.
>
> REGARDS,
>
> GEOREG IKOLI(ESQ)
Knuckles Response:

Ok it is (555) 686-2575 (NUMBER CHANGED) ask for Kris

I don't here back from George for a week.




--- ikolichambers3 <ikolichambers3@libero.it> wrote:

> Dear Kris,
>
> I called you some mintues ago and you told me that
> you don't understand what i am talking about.So
> confirm this mail and then we will proceed.
>
> Regards,
>
> George Ikoli(esq)
Knuckles Response:

You just called? What phone number did I give you? You
were supposed to call me over a week ago if I
remember.

--- ikolichambers3 <ikolichambers3@libero.it> wrote:

> Dear Knuckles,
>
> I got your mail. Yes I am to call but i wasn't
> around i went for lawyer's meeting and it took a
> long time. Meanwhile, Are you Kris because the Man I
> spoke with told me that he does not know what i am
> talking about.
>
> Listen, this is no joke, if you are ready for this
> transaction you have to let me know whom you are?
>
> Regards,
>
> George Ikoli(esq)

Response:
I do not know if I trust you. You said you were going
to call and did not for a very long time. Perhaps you
could show some proof of faith and send $100 U.S.
American dollars as a sign of your honesty.

Knuckles

--- ikolichambers3 <ikolichambers3@libero.it> wrote:

> DEAR KNUCKLES,
>
> THANKS FOR YOUR PROMPT REPLY. I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW
> THAT TRUST IS THE ONLY WAY FOR THIS DEAL AND YOU ARE
> ASKING ME FOR A $100 THAT IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO
> USE AND KNOW MY REALITY . IF YOU ARE READY TO GET
> THIS OUT WITH ME LET US WORK TOGETHER, IF NOT FORGET
> ABOUT IT.
>
> REGARDS,
>
> GEORGE IKOLI(ESQ)
>
Response

I really want to help. But I have to know I can trust
you. How can you show me that you are sincere?
Knuckles

Dear Knuckles,

I have told you times ago that am an honest person and that if we have
to do this it should be base on trust and I can not be a fool and will
not do anything stupid in my life. well for you to know me better find
attached is a copy of my international passport so you have then to
believe me.

If you are ready let us work together.

Regards,

George Ikoli(esq)

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/knucklestclown/my_photos

My response
You are black? I would trust you more if you were not
a negro. In our countries negroes are not to be
trusted with large sums of money. But I will proceed
where do we go from here?

Knuckles

This would have been actually somewhat funny if Knuckles wasn't so god damn FUCKING RACIST.

He's not really racist.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He's not really racist.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Knuckles the CLOwn is the best thing that has ever happened to this BBS

Everybody. . . it's official: ICJ IS Knuckles the Clown. The only way ICJ could possibly know that Knuckles is not as racist as many of his posts imply is if he actually is doing the gimmick posting himself.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He's not really racist.

Doesn't matter, it's this crap that's in bad taste and completely ruined any "funny" that was attempted:

knuckles the dick wrote:You are black? I would trust you more if you were not a negro. In our countries negroes are not to be trusted with large sums of money. But I will proceed where do we go from here?
Knuckles

> Perhaps been done already

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=411

I am not done with this thread and not racist. I think these people are black and me callling them filthy ngroes in this is funny cause- It goes to show that these people are so blinded on trying to empty my bank account of 42 dollards that they would let me call them anythting.

Knuckles the CLown wrote:I am not done with this thread and not racist. I think these people are black and me callling them filthy ngroes in this is funny cause- It goes to show that these people are so blinded on trying to empty my bank account of 42 dollards that they would let me call them anythting.

Nope. . . sorry. . . still not funny.

Casual Observer wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He's not really racist.

Doesn't matter, it's this crap that's in bad taste and completely ruined any "funny" that was attempted:

He's trying to insult the person running the scam in as base a manner as possible to illustrate how the scammer doesn't care what you say to him, he just wants your checking account number.

How about this.

I REFUSE to argue with a gimmick poster.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Casual Observer wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He's not really racist.

Doesn't matter, it's this crap that's in bad taste and completely ruined any "funny" that was attempted:

He's trying to insult the person running the scam in as base a manner as possible to illustrate how the scammer doesn't care what you say to him, he just wants your checking account number.

I probably should have read the rest of the thread before writing that.

Anyway, give me a break, CO. You're better than this. Ragging on Pinback's body modifications is funny but heckling a Nigerian scammer is somehow crossing the line? Of all the people here I never thought you would be the one with the line.

Casual Observer wrote:... it's this crap that's in bad taste and completely ruined any "funny" that was attempted:

knuckles the dick wrote:You are black? I would trust you more if you were not a negro. In our countries negroes are not to be trusted with large sums of money. But I will proceed where do we go from here?
Knuckles

I think it's hilarious. knUCles might be an asshole, but he's an entertaining asshole. And it's entertainment that we come here for, is it not?

Professionally concerned Blockwarts are not entertaining. Or maybe they are! In their own backhanded way!

It'd be funnier if he was racist.