Jolt Country

Hey!! I'd like to Travel 2 Russia!! Thanks for bringing this to my attention, it's not often I decide to impluse-visit the THIRD FUCKING WORLD.

By the way, I shall give you a day's worth of cornmeal for one of your nukes. Wha, no? Okay, a half-day's worth of corn. That's what I thought, hungry nuke bitches.

My parents took a cruise up a river from Stallingrad to Moscow over a week. They loved it and were safe for the most part (only a couple of people from their tour boat were held up or anything). I think it must have been pretty reasonable because my dad is cheap as hell. He was especially thrilled about how cheap the vodka is there.