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Truth in Advertising.
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:49 pm
by pinback
I propose a new amendment to the Constitution which states that at the end of every print ad, every radio ad, and especially every television ad, the advertisor must state, with the last three words in the ad:
Send us money.
I think that would do exponentially more for this country than any lever you're likely to pull on November 2.
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:09 pm
by Vitriola
Yeah, and a disclaimer ad posted on every personal, sorry, 'Craigslist' ad: 'I'm really a man', 'I'm fugly', 'I'm lined with scrotal hair', and 'I'm just fucking with you', just to clear things up for the lonely.
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:19 pm
by pinback
Let's not do two things, each of which involves jumping:
1. Let's not base-jump.
2. Let's not jump to conclusions.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:38 am
by Souffle of Pain
pinback wrote:Let's not do two things, each of which involves jumping:
1. Let's not base-jump.
2. Let's not jump to conclusions.
What stuck in your craw about advertising? Hey guy, maybe if you didn't spend a good four quarters of your life watching TV you wouldn't be so affected.
What else are you upset about?
How are those airline peanuts?
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:39 am
by Lysander
Why are you still here?
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:34 am
by Souffle of Pain
Lysander wrote:Why are you still here?
The 20 posts I've made on this shitty site are all better than you, as a person. The intangible words I've placed on a screen are better and frankly more important than your entire life.
That is why I am here.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:48 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
We have a good lineup finally. Please do not ruin this.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:49 pm
by Debaser
This seems as good a place as any to link this.
I sort of have mixed feelings. I'm going to down a couple Jack and Cokes and come back to this.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:53 pm
by Rodney Dangerfield's bowe
Yeah, they need to tell us what's in that food. I get no respect. No respect at all..
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:43 am
by itgirl
pinback wrote:1. Let's not base-jump.
All your base are belong to them.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:14 am
by Worm
itgirl wrote:pinback wrote:1. Let's not base-jump.
All your base are belong to them.
=( BAN PLZ
I guess it's nice to see AYBABTU every now and then. I'd like to be able to
goatse someone again too and fire up my old AOL T00lz. Though that's all in the past. Stuff sure gets old quick on the Internet huh?
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:11 pm
by Lysander
Souffle of Pain wrote:The 20 posts I've made on this shitty site are all better than you, as a person. The intangible words I've placed on a screen are better and frankly more important than your entire life.
I must respectfully disagree with this assessment, sir.
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:27 pm
by Jack Straw
Why respectfully?
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:16 pm
by Hobgobl!n
Almost as obnoxious as I used to be, Souffle of Pain! Thankfully I am no longer.....